Taylor Pehl

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

I unlocked $39 Rush tickets for Nutcracker Rouge on @TodayTix! https://t.co/4h7M4Zncnl

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Sam: “What is it about sports movies that makes you want to fight our neighbor?”

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

In my house we may not believe in weddings or anniversaries or funerals, but we believe in Creed Fest & Noodle Fest & whatever in the fuck makes growing old in the south tolerable.

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Paul’s Valley, Oklahoma:
Where you hear an elderly woman and a young girl order Mountain Dew in a diner before 8am 😅

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Questions my husband asks the night I bring home an animal:
“How long do cats live?”
😹

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Sweet things I tell my husband:
“Imma fuckin swing on you” 🥰
👊🏻💢

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

I love a casual nod to Wes Craven ☺️

[Taylor 👑🤘🏻 @T_Run_Money]

I would like to know why in 2021 we’re still fighting about womens reproductive rights.

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

The number of OB nurses talking about the injustices of the COVID vaccine is too DAMN HIGH.

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Professional wedding crashers 💅🏻 @ Zion Springs https://t.co/HMXKE7KuxF

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

Awkward

#TheBachelorette

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

“Happy COVID Easter, from someone who will never actually step foot in a COVID positive room”
#management

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Gay comment of the day:
IS THAT THE MOVIE WITH REESE WITHERSPOON!?

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Somebody take me to Taco Bell.

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" -When Harry Met Sally 💛 @ Fort Worth, Texas https://t.co/8kvJwXTMG0

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Waking up early on a Sunday morning to drink coffee & catch up on the memes I haven’t gotten to send over the past 2 days working 👌🏻

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

Me, waiting for the waiter to wrap up their intro so I can order the queso like always

[Taylor Pehl @JTPehl]

Shout out to Pharrell’s dancers, because they are fucking FIRE!!