Wise Sasquatch

Pittsburgher 🏴‍☠️🐧⬛️🟨 Professional Lurker 👀 Certified smart ass 👨🏾‍🎓

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@steelers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you can only laugh at this point. My vow is to never make fun of the browns, bengals, or ravens fans ever again. They at least TRY to keep pace with the rest of the NFL. We are the Villages At St. Barnabus Steelers. Old as fuck? Cmon dahn!!!! Fuckin travesty

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Since @amazon is pissing me off here is a number for you to call when they do the same to you. Call [phone] and when prompted hit 2019. This is their Executive team or whatever. Feel free to use that number for every issue you have.

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Just so everyone is aware….@Walmart will use the whole “third party independent contractor “ excuse to avoid responsibility when a driver THEY hired damages your property amidst a delivery. Good thing I have security cameras. I’m sure the BBB and the police will love to see it.

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Here’s why I don’t feel bad for @amazon delivery drivers 😑. Is this sign (and written account instructions) confusing? Unclear maybe? This level of ineptitude of not following the most BASIC of instructions has resulted in multiple stolen and damaged packages. Lazy final bosses.

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@_willcompton Who? The city of Pittsburg doesn’t have a team 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@CloverLindor @NFL Go back and rewatch how many times the refs helped NY. Pay close attention to how fast the refs blew the whistle on Steelers RB’s after contact versus NY. Then explain the EGREGIOUS call on Ramsey to setup a score. “Bailed” 🤨

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@Jim_S_Jersey @steelers @jalenramsey The entire fan base last year clamored from the mountaintops for him to start over Wilson. Especially during that 5 game skid. It’s no surprise he actually did what the fans wanted all last year. Let’s also not forget Steelers are synonymous for playing down to their opponents

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@pghfourteen @NFL He’s legit No. 1 for kicks 50+ yards.

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@Gav_Leaf @NFL Maybe for Boz only. His range might actually be anywhere after the 50.

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@snyjets To be fair.. he had a good game. But that whole “we still put up 32” line was unnecessary and should have its blood pressure checked for how salty it was. You played, you lost. Perks of the job. No need for micro aggressions given how you got your $130M WR laid out in the end.

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@therealbink1 @NFL To be fair, $130M should have secured it. Just sayin. But I mean, he could’ve dove to get the first 🤷🏾‍♂️. Yet if he somehow fell short, they would’ve crucified him for being the same ol’ player and using his legs too much and not throwing it. NGL, he had a solid game today.

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@Mazursky8895 I said the same thing to my bro today. Lol

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Hey @MarvelStudios…. 1: can’t even begin to describe the Howard and Darcy relationship 😭. 2. Cliff diving on Vormir??? That was insanely out of pocket 🤣😂🤣. Too soon guys, too soon. lol.

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FYI guys, @amazon doesn’t want you escalating calls. If you ever ask to speak with a supervisor, the supervisor’s instruct their agents to phrase responses a certain way so they verbatim, “they won’t want to be rerouted”. Maybe they should learn how to use hold or mute. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@RevakGoneRogue @NFLonFOX Yall get one Super Bowl and get outta pocket lol.

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@pex_ton I get the gist of the joke but in all fairness OW has been D1 garbage juice since the launch of OW2. Sucks because I have thousands upon thousands of hours into it. Rivals is simply pouring salt on an already open and festering wound that’s beyond repair.

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@Cratical Only one of those kickers is the most accurate from 50+ and top 5 most accurate in NFL history.

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@JohnnyLockson Lmao 10000% deserved. Fuck Jeff! 😂

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@pretzelfarmer @KevinAdams26 Oh yea, Minkah is definitely not trying at all. All that lack of effort has him second on the defense in tackles. Crazy

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@hunterws @FightMate Man’s missed the perfect opportunity to give ol boy hella rib shots. Couple to the ribs and a few to the kidneys would’ve gotten his point across a bit better lol