Jordan 🤎✨

27 | Heyy✌🏾

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m completely burnt out but still gotta work cuz I’m broke

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’VE OUTGROWN YOUR CURRENT ROLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE DRAINING PROCESS OF A NEW JOB SEARCH ??

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Honestly, I miss the pre-AI world so much.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[𝒯𝒞⁷⁷⁷ @TifahCrump777]

y’all be “pro-life” until a Black baby is killed by the police.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM]

Odell Beckham Jr. getting his #13 back from Jalin Hyatt

[SleeperGiants @SleeperGiants]

POV: waking up and checking my phone as a Giants fan:

[Jordan 🤎✨ @JTay_98]

@ComProfChris @JohnnyC1482 @platinombrero being the the worst

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy Mother’s Day to this diva!

[m @ohmakeda]

twitter’s new algo is weird to me because you used to get an actually good sense of what everyone is talking about. now they just pull the topic you like and just bombard you w/ every tweet about it

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bro woke up and out of every language he chose to speak facts

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)