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Craziest thing just happened I thought about signing up for crossfit and immediately got arthritis in every single joint I'm not even joking

[JT @JTbuzzin]

ever steamed a shirt with steam from a rice cooker? #WWERaw

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filling silences with “sooo who does everybody like?”

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my phone dies on 5% now. so immature.

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@Nolan_Grose We live in a simulation

[JT @JTbuzzin]

Me at the grocery store, no idea if it’s cilantro or parsley

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i learned the hard way not to put any faith in microsoft word

[JT @JTbuzzin]

@c_poggioli Today I had a 100% match rate. First time ever. I was too shook to know how to celebrate.

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@lou_kicks Luke - you have to use this exact quote or it won’t work

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@lou_kicks Alright well great then so here’s the deal here’s what we should do you should get off the train with me here in {town} and come check out the town. What? Come on it’ll be fun.

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@lou_kicks Alright I have an admittedly insane idea but if I don’t ask you this it’s gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. What. Um I want to keep talking to you, I have no idea what you’re situation is but I feel like we have some kind of uhhh connection right. Yeah me too.

[JT @JTbuzzin]

Really like eating a hot sandwich that’s all the way cooled down

[The Ringer @ringer]

The Heat COULD be sleepers, but Bam could be Giannis’s nightmare. Let @KevinOConnorNBA explain why.

Full #TheRestart: https://t.co/vj6aUQHGA3

[JT @JTbuzzin]

Rearrange your apps on your phone once a month to prevent yourself from mindlessly opening *insert app that wastes all your time*

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@SporpsGuy69 The courtesy. I mean. Uncanny.

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@AustinOnSocial My heart is pounding just looking at this

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@lmniggas @dscholl_ I literally always have to find out the exact slope of things.

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@lou_kicks I’ll donate you some kitchenware if you only watch Jack Nicholson movies for the next 30 days

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

accidents happen all the time chill out

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Staff: please remember to close T-Rex cage behind you when you’re done in there. Last time I’m going to say this