Jeph

tweets about chores, drinks, and food

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Mike Pillowman is my father, please, call me Mike.

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Worked out, put together a salad

[Jeph @JTfromT]

@baysueb HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Jeph @JTfromT]

@TMZ

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Amazing

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Worked out, made white people taco night

[Jeph @JTfromT]

This movie is foundational to who I am

[NEET priest @serpentinedumb1]

Just found out about Toys (1992)

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Successfully completed all my chores while aggressively rehydrating today, ready for the week

[Jeph @JTfromT]

@himayw88 😬

[Jeph @JTfromT]

1 margarita, 1 frozen margarita with Grand Marnier floater, 1 mango chamoy margarita, 4 beers, 1 margarita, 7 beers

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Hey, vacuum your doormats

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Traitors got trashy real quick

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Another margarita and Caamp

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Saturday

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Sober Friday, in bed at 10:30p, Saturday morning don’t know what’s comin

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Bout to go in on wings dry (no beer) wish me luck

[Jeph @JTfromT]

No matter the situation, cowboys gonna get blown out

[Gateway @Gateway2Space]

Cape Canaveral residents waking up to one of the biggest manmade non-nuclear explosions in history:

[plant milkweed 🦋🐞 @byejudymoody]

@jollygreencwgrl Texas the state ❌🤢
Texas the place 🥹🫶❤️

[Jeph @JTfromT]

Doin my skincare routine cause god forbid anyone easily determine how old I actually am