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my ass is a machine gun and the bullets are loose corn

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We really stopped dabbing in 2017 and shit got bad

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

13 years ago today, Armando Galarraga threw a "28-out perfect game."

(via @tigers)

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@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Remember when he gave everyone Covid

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@NFL_DovKleiman Trent green!

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@UberFacts Tarzan

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@CaptainStarr0 @Doggo_online @RezRatPlays @LucarioTheHero @woodierbean @woopyhunter @basilsofresh @PokemonPlayerUK @FanTNTastic @Derbearian

[Daya @Dayalinda__]

@UberFacts That Jesus is coming back & we’re living in the book of revelation. People please do your research I promise you will find response from God.

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@UberFacts Nice

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The worst part about being bald is people constantly asking me if I got a haircut

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Nothing like a good ol threat of damnation from an Oklahoma billboard to make a fella feel alive

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Unfuckwittable is one of my finest beats.

[Laura Kat 🐱 @Katparty666]

32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Theocracy (noun):

A form of government controlled by religious leaders

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Crazy how the CHD stock just took tf off. Idk anything about stocks but hella people investing in condoms

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Do we still have kids in cages at the border?

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Somebody, get the president on the phone

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

We don't know if spiders fart

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I lost my watch is it bad bitch o’clock or thick:30?