My answers to the three major anti-vaxxer gripes:
1)"I don't know what's in the vaccine."
Unless you chemically analyze everything ahead of time, from tap water to Doritos to high blood pressure medication, you have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what's in the stuff you consume each day.
@vmlyons4 I texted that instead of saying with your perfectly manicured nails and heavily moisturized hands you wouldn’t want to clean up after her. It just sounded better.