J. Torres

Isn't everything amazing?

[Russian Embassy in NL🇷🇺🇳🇱 @rusembassynl]

Dear Friends! We're so impressed by the "Russia is not my enemy" flash mob! And we fully share this idea!
We're Russians and we're not your enemies!
Warmongers should hear this.

#NietOnzeOorlog

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@WiggerMaggot Milktana

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@jellyjellycake Isn't everything amazing?

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@TheActMan_YT You know it's not, that title belongs to Start Wars. Still, there's been nothing but garbage since their inception.
Sure MCC is great now but it's a collection of previous games and still launched in a terrible state.

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

22 years ago today, LOST opened with a plane crash, a group of strangers, and a mystery that changed television.

One of the greatest pilots ever. This is how it all began, the first few minutes of the pilot episode.

[Philiponet Rémi 🇨🇵 @RPhiliponet]

L’ancien conseiller du Département d’État américain 🇺🇸 James Carden remet les pendules à l'heure :

“Les Tomahawks ne changeront rien.
Pas plus que les HIMARS, Patriot ou F16.
La guerre est perdue.
Et c’est l’Ukraine, et non pas la Russie qui se trouve au bord du gouffre.”

Et de rajouter :
“L’Ukraine attaque ces territoires du Donbass depuis 2014. Les Ukrainiens ne sont pas entièrement sincères. Ils disent vouloir les terres de l'est et le Donbass, mais sans les Russes ethniques qui y vivent. Au cours des 30 dernières années, ils ont tout fait pour priver ces personnes de leurs droits.”

L’aveu qui détruit trois ans de propagande occidentale.
L'aveu du nettoyage ethnique des ukrainiens russophones par les Nazis hitlériens ukrainiens.
@remi_philiponet

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@DanielW1960 @VigilantFox I'm curious and I don't know much about the subject, what's te alternative choice if you don't want the 30 payments?

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

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[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑?

Then you can now get your THE LOST FAN REGISTRY CARD.

Want yours? It’s easy:

1️⃣ Quote this post with your REGISTRY NUMBER.
2️⃣ We’ll reply with your personalized Registry card.

Your number. Your card. Your place in the Registry.

One community. One island. One fandom.

We’re still out there.

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@TheLOSTworld_ Registered - México

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐘

How many LOST fans are still out there?

The LOST Fan Registry is now open.

To become part of the Registry:

1️⃣ Follow @TheLOSTworld_
2️⃣ Repost this post
3️⃣ Reply REGISTERED + your country

Every registered fan receives a unique LOST Fan Registry number and their official Registry card.

One community. One island. One fandom.

We’re still out there.

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

Calling everyone who’s watched LOST.

If you’ve seen it -whether you loved it, hated it, or you’re still mad about the ending- reply with a ✈️ or repost this. Let’s see how many of us are still here.

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@itsdaniryan Don't forget "Russia is about to invade Poland".

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@QuestsAbroad Mexican here, the best translation (imo) is "But... what if?" I feel it carries that hopeful open ended uncertainty. "It's a slim chance, but... what if we win?"

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Fuck off. Penalties are some of the most exciting edge-of-your-seat moments of football. Besides, the whole objective of the game is to put the ball in the square, what better way to settle than direct shots?

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@Fx1Jonny That's why the pacifist way to deal with such crimes is to enforce strict migration laws.
But no, your country's government won't hear.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

A scene from movie Citizen Vigilante that was released twelce days ago, and it's banned from screening in all of Europe.

Hammer plays an expat who turns vigilante against migrant rapists and corrupt officials after a girl's brutal attack, inspired by a real 2016 Hamburg case.

[LuisCardenasMX @LuisCardenasMx]

🚨 En Jalisco, tras la falta de ayuda por parte de las autoridades, un héroe anónimo empezó a cazar ladrones robamotos. Hasta el momento, ya lleva cinco en diez días y lo apodan el 'Batman de Lagos de Moreno'.

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@JewelMansy @Neutral_OC Chinga tu madre, please enjoy life.

[J. Torres @JTorres815]

@JakeRammos Me!