Tyson

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Once again @Ticketmaster I ask you. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!?

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Yo @Ticketmaster!! How in the actual hell are you allowing people to buy out the whole damn place, then jack the prices up like this!? WTF!? get your shit together and do something about this!

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Never settle for less! https://t.co/h8EeD3dBRK

[Tyson @JTyson83]

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[Tyson @JTyson83]

What time is it? GAME TIME!! Let's go @dallascowboys!
#cowboysVsNiners

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Because everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's day! #Shamrocks #Shenanigans

https://t.co/TuKgz74l2L

[Tyson @JTyson83]

@DropkickMurphys concert for St. Patrick's day! I think I fucking will!!

[Tyson @JTyson83]

#FML #IMissStealingCars

[Tyson @JTyson83]

@TeamAttila666 @FRONZ1LLA @ATTILAga @kalanATTILA @chrisATTILA April 19th Harrisburg pa!

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Lmao #I'mBatMan. #PunisherIsStill#1

[Tyson @JTyson83]

This no smoking thing, may have been a bad idea. #GonnaFuckingSnap

[Tyson @JTyson83]

What is it about thunder and lightning that calms me.......makes me feel relaxed in a way.

[Tyson @JTyson83]

You come outside, flipping the fuck out. Lie to my face. Go insane a little more. Then have the nerve to call ME an asshole!? Bruh! All I said was "I'm taking your car" No need to get nasty! Lmao
#RepoLife #ThanksForThemKeys #DILLIGAF

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Not sure how I'm liking this whole glasses thing yet. Feels like I'm forgetting to take my sunglasses off when I come inside. It's weird man......just weird.

[Tyson @JTyson83]

It's a weird feeling when I snatch someone's car. They come out all upset and going ballistic. Then by the time I leave. They're telling me thank you. I wonder if this is how cops feel after they give someone a ticket and they hear "Thank you". Lmao

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Me calling the police to report a repo.
Me: Can I get your name for mypaperwork?
Trooper: Yes sir. I'm trooper Cooper.
Me: ......seriously?
Trooper: Yes sir.
Me: *Trying hard not to laugh* Thank you sir.
#NowIWantToPlayMarioBros #CoopaTroopa #RepoLife

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Got court today. I'm gonna be smiling my ass off as they take that fucker out in cuffs. #YaMissedMeBitch #DontDropTheSoap

[Tyson @JTyson83]

I set my friends on fire
Now they're all lit up
Welcome to my empire
Where everyone is FUUUUCKED UP!

[Tyson @JTyson83]

Time to relax.