J!P

Formerly known as The Actor; these are the Mememoirs of my life. ✝️

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25 yrs ago, they blamed the Muslims.
Today they are blaming the Jews.
Tomorrow they will blame YOU.

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The special thing about children is realizing you must have super human patience to deal with it all.

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Ufos & aliens and all types of weird classified stuff released by our gov & nobody cares lol.

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@itsdafanta Hes scared

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@zapatas_mom Pros- they are eco-friendly

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Just got called 'Unc' by the neighborhood kids.
Im officially uncool & old.

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Sometimes you have to crash out. It is what it is.

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Whatcha guys crying about today

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These Superbowl commercials are horrendous.

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Im rooting for the seahawks to spite those clam chowder eatin bostonians.

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The same sun that melts the wax hardens the clay.

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Breastmilk tastes like horchata.

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My favorite Italian word is mamaluke. It has a nice flow to it.

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What a time to be alive.

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Jayz & Beyonce did not go to the Grammys yesterday. Lol
Are they on the run?

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Ai is so overrated to be honest. More of a burden than relief.

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Save the children.

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There is a huge moral debt owed to society because these epstein files is the scandal of our lifetime & barely anything has happened. Retribution.