Jud Mason

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

@TNDiamondLife we need to up our beer pong games, we'll start by finding this girl https://t.co/YB7RvCj3Z1

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

"I dropped four flights and cracked my spine, honey come quick with the iodine" could be a message, maybe take the boomers after the rooftop

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

WHAAAAAAAAT? I need a drink already, sports fuk up my life, its a bad addiction

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

Is there gonna be any reason to watch sports taking place in the united center next season, WTF IS GOING ON!!! bulls hawks im confused 🖕🖕

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!!!! fuk you Pittsburgh 🖕🖕 NHL playoffs are sooo much more fun to watch then the NBA this year, so far anyway

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

@answerseeker87 At home buddy

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

Fuukin fuk fuk, if you don't have budweiser your not a bar, its so pretty in here i feel like taking a shit on the floor, a hillbillies hell

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

My wifes cooking is a great as her sex, i live a blessed life, last night ended in a vagina coma, right now food coma, gotta nap then RAAAGE

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

If i told you i love you after midnight i ment it, if i told you i hate you after midnight i lied, now shut up slut n kiss me

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

I like songs about drifters books about the same/they both seem to make me feel a little less insane

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

I have finally done it, I've drowned enough brain cells in Booze that I'm officially a mentality handicapped person, talk slow please

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

Hey DJ que some Chelsea dagger please, Toews to Kaner

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

Fuk you jack daniels🖕i thought we were brothers, orgasms and watching porn are helping a little but this brain pain is no joke

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

@k8andherbunz its her favorite word no joke, no wonder im such a well rounded YOUNG man

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

HAT TRICK HAWKS WIN!!!! FUK IT 7AM BAR HERE I COME!!!!! after this shift of course

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

Im your captain!!! im your captain!!! 4-2 ya lil wild sluuuuuuuts, finish these pusses HAWKS

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

That was one drunken Sunday funday, kegs n eggs for Amanda's bday was great, thanks for joining us, gotta do that aucoustic thing more often

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

2 blown calls 2 goals these refs should call it a career, this games fuct

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

Ok thats enough Boston hating for a while, im gonna play some dropkick Murphys on my banjo and fall asleep to sons of liberty tonight

[Jud Mason @JUDUMF]

At least it was a game, i thought it'd be a blow out the other way 🖕🖕🖕🖕 fuk the pats 4 life unless they playing the pack or cowboys