JVKXBE (jakobe)

Come and Take it | Dallas Stars, Texas Rangers Mega Fan | #TexasHockey #StraightUpTX

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

@Mr_Robmichael1 @DailyLoud Nah men don’t matter remember?!?!?!?!?

[Ali Zaeteri @alizaeteri]

Two Jewish brothers controlled central banks on both sides of WWI.

🇺🇸 Paul Warburg → U.S. Federal Reserve
🇩🇪 Max Warburg → German Reichsbank

Same family.
Opposite sides of the war.

Americans and Germans killed each other.

The Warburgs profited.

A thread 🧵

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

How do you counter feelings you are gaining for one person but losing on the main focus of your life due to complete breakdown of communication? I am losing it, I just want to talk to R but we never do. Slowly losing it daily…

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

The hilarious truth 😂😂😂

WATCH “Names” HERE: https://t.co/BbuNHd56g6

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This is an oldie, but goodie😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[StarsCountdown @StarsCountdown]

The girl who stuck knives in a picture of Jamie Benn urinates on herself so her prior actions make a lot more sense now.

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

This sums up my entire love life🤣🤣🤣

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

IF YOURE A MAN AND YOUR NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER J FUCK YOUUU

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A guy wanted to adopt a cat, but he wouldn't leave his brother's side, so he had to take both of them.

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

Things are getting interesting…

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

Dude is an absolute stud, definitely gonna be better than his cousin Bedard

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Gavin McKenna's award case thus far via @eliteprospects:

13 years old
• Led CSSHL U18 in assists
• Led CSSHL U18 in points

14 years old
• Led CSSHL U18 in assists
• Led CSSHL U18 in goals
• Led CSSHL U18 in points
• CSSHL U18 Most Valuable Player 🏆

15 years old
• CHL All-Rookie Team and Rookie of the Year 🏆
• CHL Third All-Star Team
• WHL (Central) First All-Star Team
• Led WHL Rookies in assists
• WHL Rookie of the Year 🏆

International
• U17 WHC All-Star Team
• U18 WJC All-Star Team
• U18 WJC Gold Medal 🥇
• Led U18 WJC in goals
• U18 WJC Top 3 Player on Team

16 years old
• CHL First All-Star Team
• CHL Memorial Cup All-Star Team
• CHL Player of the Year 🏆
• WHL (East) First All-Star Team
• Led WHL in assists
• Led WHL in plus/minus
• WHL Champion 🏆
• MVP of the WHL 🏆

International
• Hlinka Gretzky Cup Gold Medal🥇

17 years old
• transferred to Penn State from the CHL (historic)

There's never been a prospect even close to McKenna's level who's transferred to D1 hockey at Penn State.

The first ever generational talent in the Big Ten.

Puck drop in October.

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

Free my boy @grok

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

@ExpertBrad @wfaa Wow you’re an idiot. But it was obvious from your profile picture.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Welcome home, Head Coach Glen Gulutzan 🌟

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

Was that Ray fucking Lewis?!

Jesus Christ what a beautiful form tackle😭

[JVKXBE (jakobe) @JVKXBEE]

I think the 7.62mm from less than 2m or 5ft away was a bit overkill but🤷🏼‍♂️

[Bamski Whackem @BBaccdoorem]

They done 🍇’d em