Jaime Matheron

[Sons of Johnnie LeMaster @SonsofJohnnieLe]

🚨GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

Croix De Kruk & Kuip pins and stickers will be distributed in person at Oracle Park on May 6 & 7, BEFORE 1st PITCH.

RT and follow to qualify to receive the pin/sticker. DM us for meetup location. #sfgiants #SFGameUp

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@meenaharris

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@LOLKNBR It’s hard to keep track of what month it is these days... but it must be October??

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@ShaynaRubin #ImWithKap

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@WirthTM @PavlovicNBCS I walked by last Sunday and construction had stopped. Still a long way to go.

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@brianrmcguire @nbcsnl @becbenit The Masked Singer! That’s literally what it is

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@bestofnextdoor I thought the meme was missing something...

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@brianrmcguire I live in one and love it (and I'm a residential architect). Eliminating garage requirements makes all the difference, as that cuts a whole floor out of 3-story rowhomes, and also the driveways to get to them!

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@PavlovicNBCS Maybe we shoulda hired his Mom then

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@JalynneC35 @Disneyland The cast member denying you must be a Dodger fan.

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55 minutes into #ThisIsUs and I said “I haven’t cried yet...” and then, they got me... oh they got me

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@JessicaValenti Did he say 3030 not 2020?

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@FareedNBCS @PavlovicNBCS My bosses keep referring to "Farhan" as "Fareed", so know that you've left a lasting impression...

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@carmenkiew cat-like reflexes!

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@brianrmcguire They’re from @Baseballism ! https://t.co/HhbBnRbvX9

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@toasterposey I heard it once! A drunk guy on the platform yelling at someone on the phone, in a Boston accent: “I’m ahnn tha baaaaht”

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Me ordering at @ikesplace ...

“I’ll have the @Jaymee Sirewich please”

“Sure, and what’s your name?”

“uh... Jaime” (kind of embarrassed)

“Spelled like Jaymee or J-A-M...”

“Sure, J-A-M”

[Jaymee Sire @jaymee]

“What’s your name?”

“Jaymee.”

“J-A-M...”

“It’s actually J-A-Y-M-E-E”

“ 🤔 “

“It’s phonetically spelled 🤷🏼‍♀️”

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@carmenkiew Basically a giant Snuckles. He’s not paying any attention to the yellow lab

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@brianrmcguire And is there ever a right location for those people?

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It was easier to buy Hamilton tickets than to buy a makeup brush on Ulta’s website right now #BlackFriday