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[Jordon @JVO187]

@OfAthenry @marknorm You probably scrolled his profile and stole it. Not that hard to figure out genius.

[Jordon @JVO187]

@ReddCinema What a fucking retard @elonmusk

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

[Nate Marshall @isthatnatem]

To me it felt like Chelsea Handler didn’t do jokes about Regina or Sheryl because she thought it would be punching down. Seems like the only actually racist thing that happened that night

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

They didn’t think the camera caught them smh

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Thankfully Jeffrey Epstein never made any racist jokes the night he had dinner with Chelsea Handler

[Jordon @JVO187]

@factpostnews What in the actual fuck

[josh @jstew262]

Imagine thinking Giannis is leaving while he’s just in Appleton enjoying Tom’s

[Jordon @JVO187]

@liana_1_1 They both suck

[Jordon @JVO187]

@MeghanMcCain He got your ass 😂

[Jordon @JVO187]

@PatMcAfeeShow @ShamsCharania Shut up bitch @ShamsCharania

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

The wheels are coming off at CNN. What are they doing?

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

it’s actually hilarious how you can watch a guy throw a football and almost immediately recognize they spent two years in green bay

[Jordon @JVO187]

@FlintDibble You absolutely did not lmao

[Jordon @JVO187]

We’re living in the most bizarre and dystopian timeline of them all

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Melania Trump this morning: Proposes an AI system—“Plato”—as a replacement for teachers.

“Literature, art, science, mathematics, history… the entire corpus of knowledge… at home.”

Replace teachers? With a machine?

AI over teachers. That’s the idea.

Instead of calling for better pay for our nation's educators/heroes.

Sad day!

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Here’s another complaint from “The Free Press” that a hotel had power while a hospital lost power in Cuba. In case The Free Press is merely ignorant and not actively lying to their audience, I’d remind them that the Trump administration changed its rules so private businesses (like the American-owned hotels that Americans are required to stay in) are allowed to buy imported oil but the government (which means all hospitals) is not allowed to import oil.

So now that The Free Press is aware of this fact — and rightly thinks it is wrong to deprive a hospital of fuel — I’m sure they will amend this piece and join the rest of the civilized world in demanding Trump end this illegal oil blockade.

Right? That’s what they’ll do won’t they?

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

[Anfield Fix @AnfieIdFix]

SNL ripping off Nick Mullen cumtown bits 4 years after cumtown ended is a pretty solid comedy recession indicator

[Jordon @JVO187]

Just out here trying to build something cool with the homies

[Jordon @JVO187]

It’s interesting that there’s a big uptick in people becoming more religious the past few years. That’s how you know the world is a complete shit show right now, historically people always turn to a higher power when times are rough.