Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody)

The addon account for Jewish Voice For Peace. Making sure that our main account isn't so cryptic. Feel free to direct any hateful messages to our main account.

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

I lost the phone number to my friends at @NetureiKarta could someone reach out to them today and let them know we're planning to glue ourselves to the brooklyn bridge tomorrow? I would love for them to be there.

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

Here at the JVP, we would like to offer a solution to the Israel problem, one, single, final solution.

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

The LGBT community stands with Palestine. They don't stand IN Palestine, but that's not gaza's fault. As soon as they wipe out Israel, they're going to make an inclusive democracy. They pinkie promise.

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

A woman's testimony in Gaza may only be worth half of a man's but that's the same as in Israel if you round up. It's simple math. #freegaza

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

We want a ceasefire now! You know, between Oct 8 until Now we have had zero mass rapes and slaughters from gaza. Do you know how hard that's been? Gazans need to be rewarded for that.

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

To our brothers and sisters in arms protesting the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting: we support you! There's no Christmas in Gaza, so there should be no Christmas in New York!

[Jewish Voice for Peace (Parody) @JVPLiveX]

We want to congratulate @CynthiaNixon on her hunger strike for Gaza. We're building her a tunnel underground just to make it feel more authentic. If you need anything when you're down there. Don't hesitate to moan and victimize yourself like a good Palestinian activist.