Jeremiah Webster

Ultimate player, self-proclaimed music critic, home school drop out, professional smart ass, problem finder. In the same movie as @JimGaffigan.

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

i broke down Tony the Tiger putting on a frisbee clinic in the park

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Whoops !!

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

@JohnCleese Washington Teeth

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

hey I have an idea for where we can get nine million dollars for the city schools

[The Websters @websterfamjam]

I miss you guys

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

you can play animal crossing any way you want

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

@EvanSeath @krolosaur @NDFWebster I know you better than you think.

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

Listening front to back is the only way, and describes my entire music consumption but picked four that I thought had a great flow

I guess @krolosaur @NDFWebster and @EvanSeath are up.

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

@EvanSeath @krolosaur @NDFWebster No. Three Rush and one Big Wreck.

[Pat Thornton @patthornton]

The Owl and the Man are quarantined together.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

I believe in the 10 second rule for typos in texts.

If I text the proper spelling within ten seconds, I'm not a dumb-dumb.

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

Why do we specify "breakfast cereal"

Does lunch or dinner cereal exist? Is there a market for that to capitalize on? Will the general public fall for it?

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

Good name for a goat themed music parody album would be Movin' to the Bleat

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

@mbuisse @natalie_morrill "the anglos" Wow.

[Cher Hann @CherylHann]

Sir, you're going to have to kill your dog before you come in here

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Peoples keep showing me these unearthed 'Reverse Cup' trophies from that Mario-C Pro-Am game saying they look like Homestar and now this is all I keep hearing in my head:

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

@kateleth I seriously don't remember having a beard back then. who let me do that.

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

This future rocker taking notes from @thebeaches.

[Jeremiah Webster @JVTWebster]

Can't believe that was my first tweet in over a year. What am I doing with my life