[at the bar] yeah thatโs my boy over there. heโs a little evil but heโs cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why donโt you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah