Jay Thompson

[Chad @calemke0886]

Imagine that. Another little rain shower and my @DIRECTV goes out

[Jay Thompson @JWT_01]

Gunner just got neutered 🐶🔪✂️

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls are so stuck with the idea that guys have to make them happy, but they forget guys are people too and they should make us happy also.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Do you ever bring your pet up to a mirror and you are just like
“that is you”

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Problem solved!

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

FACTS

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you’re like “yep I like this one” and you just do stuff with them

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Sometimes, the person you'd take a bullet for ends up being the one behind the gun. - Tupac

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.

[Racial Draft @TheRaceDraft]

I'm dying http://t.co/SJy5R5ZRKR

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica!

[Jay Thompson @JWT_01]

Well gunner just gave all the vet lady's a kiss. #ladysman

[Jay Thompson @JWT_01]

“@TipsForYouDaily: What your dashboard lights are trying to tell you http://t.co/Oyz6h8ZCY4”to all you Chevy owners 😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you ain't first, you're last.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Food for thought....

[Jay Thompson @JWT_01]

@ASnell12 go get mine

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Your true bros don't even knock when they get to your house. They just come in...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

How to become a pirate...

[Jay Thompson @JWT_01]

“@CauseWereGuys: When your bro doesn't text you back”@calemke0886