Johnathon Green

I'm a writer and dad. I still find meaning in stories and hope that I can share that with others. Out here trying to hammer out a living, one word at a time.

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

My first novella, 'A Nocturne To Madness' is available now on Amazon in e-book, paperback, and hardback versions! I'm so proud of it. It might be the first cosmic horror romance, but I don't know that for sure... Anyway! Check it out!

https://t.co/pce3QMjCBI

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@Manhattva This bitch is crazy... I'm a dumb hillbilly from Alabama, middle of coal country. I have friends that work in the mines and if you told me we could immediately swap every coal fired plant for nuclear tomorrow I would give the go ahead. Cleaner, more efficient, safer, more stable.

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@BrianAtlas This is abhorrent. She's the kind of stupid to look at WebMD & think she's got the plague. Regretful sex is not rape. Full stop. This is harmful to victims of actual sexual assault. Because they cry wolf, depower the word rape and then people roll their eyes at real victims.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

We love her so much!

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@femalebodybuil6 Fuck yea. Every one of those ladies has fantastic hips and thighs and they aren't total whales.

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@Torchify911 @Ambar_SIFF_MRA What's wrong with Sherman? It's a perfectly valid tank. Great gun, good speed, crew survivability rates were higher than any comparable tank in WW2, easily adapted chassis for multiple roles... Translating to a woman she gonna be tall thick and take great care of you.

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“When you try to carjack someone at a gas station, expect to get shot — and shot a lot.”

A Florida sheriff says using deadly force in a carjacking is justified — even if the suspect isn’t armed.

"This is Florida. Stand your ground"

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@CrazyVibes_1 Don't care if it's real, coyotes are awesome. We had a coydog for years... Smartest animal I've ever known. Fantastic nurse dog and gentle as a lamb.

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@OxNeeraj Slap him. Fat bastard needs to put down the fork and get back to writing.

My pfp is me put through an anime filter on ChatGPT.

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@LibertyCappy Taskmaster...

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@ShamashAran Yo momma so fat, time distorts in her presence

Yo momma so fat, if she stood on the deck of the USS Enterprise the ship would list.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Karl’s Dad was cool

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Belmont hills

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

What?! There are some things you can't unlearn 🤣🤣🤣

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Makes history come alive, doesn’t it?

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

A legal Iranian immigrant went to the gym.

He wore a Trump shirt.

An old leftist FREAKS OUT and confronts him because of the shirt.

[Salty Patriot™️ 🇺🇸 @SaltyPatriot47]

American exceptionalism still exists!

Patriotism has been demonized for so long, the left loses their mind when they hear “USA, USA, USA” chanted across this great nation.

America is back, baby!!!

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@hmcrem And that's how Southerners are made 🤣🤣🤣 come on buddy. The creek is cold, and the BBQ is covered in sauce. We'll be glad to have you. 🤣🤣🤣

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@BeatboxerDaviks @Gbemiga__A Then go play chess or Warhammer. Entertaining enough, & there is no risk of getting injured. And they don't have to fall down like they got shot with a Mossberg because they took a tap. Chess & Warhammer are totally non-contact sports.

[Johnathon Green @JWTheWordwright]

@HerJenness @Gbemiga__A Go Golden Knights! We'll get em next year.

[Just Fed Up @just_fedup]

This World Cup’s ‘Great American Sleepover’ is hands down one of the greatest things I’ve ever witnessed in my life! 🇺🇸❤️
Fans from all over the world crashing the party right here in America — stadiums packed with red, white, and blue, roaring crowds, pillow forts of patriotism, and a spark that’s igniting a fire of American spirit like nothing we’ve seen before. This is what unity, pride, and pure joy look like!
Who’s loving this global slumber party vibe and feeling more fired up than ever? Drop your favorite moment below and tag a fellow patriot! Let’s keep this energy going! 🔥 #GreatAmericanSleepover #WorldCup2026 #AmericanSpirit #USAPatriotism #USA #FIFAWorldCup #PatriotsRise #AmericaFirst