Jordan Wagner

All we wanna do is get by today.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

Lol who put the music on it?

[Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavino]

https://t.co/FPmlIgn5xx

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

I guess we just let Charles Bradley come and go?

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

I may be used but baby I ain’t used up.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

All my life been po’ but it really don’t matter no mo’

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

Y’all, the outside is closed.. how is that possible?

[Jacob Trammel @J_Trammel]

Just like that, a hero swoops in and saves a whole nation

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

So what... like at some point they’ll just say “we’re good, y’all can go back to normal” and we just will?

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

@nnealey1 Literally can’t get off. People weird.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

You unload the plane from the front first. You just ruin the rhythm by jumping up as soon as the plane lands.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

@chuck2cold The bottle this nation needs, not the one it deserves.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

Some of y’all never had a safety man tell you some nonsense you had to do and it shows.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

@chuck2cold Til I die

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

I love french fries. I mean they really are top notch.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

@chuck2cold I’d agree. Hard to jam Drop Dead Legs in Carhart bibs.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

All I know is Halloween is gonna be off the charts this year. So many choices.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

Quit yellin at them kids and move your jazzy, I’m trying to get some frozen pizzas.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

I applaud anyone who can get a full pizza home to their house.

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

@KJendall88 Paid my respects when I got to town brotha lol

[Jordan Wagner @JWag100]

Krystal Methany at the pump barefoot, smokin cigarettes, putting $4 worth of gas in a Kia Rio that’s got the back glass busted out, whole time hollerin at “Dicky” across the parking lot.. good to be back in Springfield.