JW Investments

Houston Astros and Houston Rockets Insider

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@Chandler_Rome Bulk boy

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@JeffPassan You literally look like a cartoon character, chief. No one takes you seriously. I bet you drive a Subaru

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@BronxBmbrz @TalksToPeople Better at what? Wearing women’s jewelry?

Unrelated question — do you have your GED?

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@SalVetriDFS You are beyond stupid. Do you buy followers or what? You have the football IQ of a snail

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Modern day.

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Imagine handing Christian Walker a $55,000 check every day for 1,095 consecutive days.

#DanaButtcheeksBrown

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@StrosRealism @BenOndaTop You’re literally overweight. Sybau

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@MicrophoneMilo Hell give me 2024 Abreu over Dezenzo.

What’s more concerning IMO is your manager saying “hey guys I think we pinch hit here. Let’s go with Dezenzo”

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Can’t expect to be taken seriously when Dana Buttcheeks Brown and Jeff Bourbon Bagwell are the 2 guys callin the shots.

As your late counterpart once said, “you can’t have the inmates runnin the prison”, Jimbo.

Let’s clean this up sooner rather than later.

#AtTheEndOfTheDay

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@michaelschwab13 Mike -

With all due respect, the dude is dogwater. Worst trade I’ve seen in MLB in the last decade.

Can’t say I’m surprised you love it though.

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Per sources:

Astros will very likely not be making any trades today. Previously reported discussions for an SP or left-handed bat have come to an end. Slim chance the Astros add a relief pitcher, but can confirm there will not be any position players added today.

-JW

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@ForePlayPod Who gives a damn? He sucks. He’s ranked 1,562nd in the world. What are we doing here?

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@NixonandIke @MLBNow @MLBNetwork @YonderalonsoU This is easily the worst take I’ve seen in my 53 years on this earth. Congrats on making history. Truly in your own class of stupid. You should be ashamed of yourself. Really hope you don’t have offspring cuz if so, they’re in trouble. Incredible. Do you even have a GED?

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@gabe_wiseman2 @flushingitgolf Well said Gabe. Little angry Rory is a soft ass bitch who gets coddled by the tour every single week. He’s a horrible influence on this generation. Little guy should focus on his own game instead of whining about the dude who beat his ass at Pinehurst.

#RoryIsSoft

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@MattyLalaGolfa @NUCLRGOLF Well said Matty

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@realDonaldTrump Do something about the Bryson incident please. This is a direct attack on the MAGA movement by the fuzzies. They did this because he’s a supporter of you. Threaten to end our alliance with them and I guarantee those fuzzies will tuck their tails

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@GolfChannel @eamonlynch @chambleebrandel @mcginleygolf If you support the penalty on Bryson, then you take it up the ass. I’m sorry, but there’s no in between.

#BrandelLeftHisPregnantWifeForAYoungerWoman

#BrandelsKidsDontSpeakToHim

#BrandelIsAPoopStainOnTheGameOfGolf

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@soundthealarm76 @staci42344 Couldn’t agree more Bill O’Rights. UK always been gay and always will be gay. EOD, fuzzies are gonna fuzzy

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@RandA You fuzzies are a shit stain on the game of golf. If this was Rory instead of Bryson, y’all woulda put his ball on a fuckn tee and had Amanda waiting for him in the trees for a quickie. Embarrassing in every department. You are losers. Stick to soccer. Oh wait
#ItsNotComingHome