Mertecracker

Elon thanks for fucking this up so badly I've finally been able to uninstall!

[Mertecracker @JWatson42]

@FrescoBatata Bring back Blatter, at least his corruption wasn't so embarrassing 😂

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium at full time, whilst moonwalking around. Shocking scenes.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I highly doubt there’s a single Arsenal fan who wants to hear from this absolute spanner ahead of one of the biggest games in their history.

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

And then they realised he was no longer a star boy. He was a star man.

[Mertecracker @JWatson42]

That is a criminal stoppage

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

North London is red.

[🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(🇨🇴) @sliceinterlude]

i said MLS should be flipped for £50m pure profit… they should take me out by firing squad in front of the Pepe’s on Holloway Road. i’m scum

[Mertecracker @JWatson42]

@MrLastMinute_ At least with Blatter, the corruption wasn't so embarrassing

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

More than happy to have the "are PSG the saviours of football?" conversation, because they are brilliant to watch.

As long as we know that Riccardo Calafiori (1,456), has played more LEAGUE minutes this season than all of:

Marquinhos (869)
Dembele (931)
Neves (1,139)
Mendes (1,250)
Kvaratshkelia (1,323)
Hakimi (1,374)

Freshness is the new currency of football.

[The Arsenal Life @TheArsenalLife]

The takes on Odegaard have been awful. There’s honestly no common sense left in these takes. People reaching for anything just to criticize.

He’s the most important player in this team. When he plays, we are a completely different side. When he doesn’t, it shows immediately. That’s not opinion, that’s reality.

Slandering him at this point just makes no sense.

[andy twelves @andytwelves]

EXC: .@GoodwinMJ’s new book “Suicide of a Nation: Immigration, Islam, Identity” is out now, and I’m only 5 chapters in and have found a huge amount of what appears to be false quotes and basic misinterpretations of data, that appear to be AI hallucinations.

Matthew, can you explain the claims you made in the book that I’ve outlined in the below thread?

[Billy Cove @BillyCove10]

Max Dowman walking into assembly on Monday morning

[Mertecracker @JWatson42]

My fucking manager. Imagine seeing a video of your dad begging like this. Bet it was going straight on ebay

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Farage...

Rails against WFH while employing his wife to WFH

Rails against the EU while taking the EU pension

Rails against “elites” while being bankrolled by them and happily hobnobbing with them

Rails against people speaking other languages while his own kids speak German.

Do you spot the pattern?

Rules for thee, but not for me.

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

Excuse my French but, this is the most fucking disgraceful and disgusting statement made by any American president ever.

Almost 700 British soldiers died in America’s war on terror after the only time Article 5 of the NATO Charter was invoked to come to the aid of the United States.

Soldiers from many NATO nations lost their lives alongside the Brits and US soldiers, so how can a five times fucking draft dodger have the audacity to spit on the graves of heroes that DID answer America’s call?

We are sick and tired of the lies the threats and the bullying. Enough is enough, if it’s economic war you want, maybe it’s time to call in all our US debt and the EU aligns with Canada and China, because nothing could be worse that this betrayal from a ‘so-called’ friend.

Who needs enemies when you have a malignant narcissist as a friend?
It’s Greenland by the way, not Iceland you dim wit fuck.

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