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Be an expert at something but also try to know a little about everything.

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@morganisawizard @MattsIdeaShop Also. He won.

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About to start slinging these drinks @RehabTavern. Come get some

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Seriously considering getting my ears waxed. #esthetician needed

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Compelled speech. A great example of fascism #FreeSpeech

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.), facing a barrage of criticism over a Monday night television interview in which he refused to say white nationalists are racists, relented Tuesday afternoon, acknowledging to reporters on Capitol Hill that they in fact are. https://t.co/KmUqjcMIUv

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@washingtonpost 0.04%

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I’m back. Forget #threadapp #Twitter rules!

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@_kristin_murray Yep. I was up at 6am on my day off. #gymtime #running

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@ToddHagopian Some of us think there is no difference in any of the parties #Anarchocapitalism

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@joerogan I support equality

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Know what you’re gonna be for Halloween?
Yes No
| |
Are you
Dressing up |
as a Pepsi?
/ \ |
Yes No
| \ |
Good, Dress up
carry on as a Pepsi

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@ToddHagopian 4th. CIA, NSA, FCC, FBI, DOJ, Google, fb, Twitter, The Patriot Act, K-9 units, DEA, Drug war, etc.

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@ToddHagopian How about none.

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@MittRomney You don’t judge a crime by motive. It’s either a crime or it’s not a crime. Motives got nothing to do with it.

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@RexChapman #Brandishing

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I’m pretty sure my venti only has 2 shots of espresso in it this morning #weak #FirstWorldProblems

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@_kristin_murray Nope

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@latimes 1.Fill glass with ice/soda water. 2. Add two ounces of gin to the tin. 3. Add ice to tin/ stir. 4. Dump glass. 5. Swirl cold/dry vermouth in class and dump. 6. Add contents of tin to glass, garnish and serve.

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I was attacked while tweeting #dad #attackofthetoddler

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@BernieSanders Billionaire get a vote like everyone else. Corporations should not control our political system. Billionaire are people. Corporations are not.

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Who’s out there drinking those batches cocktails? #whiteclaw #cocktails #gross