Jared Westmore

Outdoor Aficionado | Grateful Dead Enthusiast | Single (RIP Daisy❤️)

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

For the kids.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

One rule for today. Whether we watch College Basketball or not, we bet on every game. Out of respect for the kids. Can't have them out there playing for nothing. Be somebody.

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

Who wins?

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

Congrats to my good pal and 2nd cousin, Joe Brady. I know you’ll take the Bills to the promised land🦬

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

If Daniel Berger dosent get into the Top 20 tomorrow I’ll put my Daniel in his Berger.

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

After my brief hiatus, I have to decided to comeback and say JACKSON DART FUCKING SUCKS.

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

Heading out from the cabin to do some boots on the ground research in Toledo, OH. 2pm mid major basketball gets me more erect than Daisy did.😆

[Cubs Desk Jockey @CubsDJ]

Wife can’t sleep. Making SURE my baby likes box scores.

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

Me vs 100 busty latinas

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@TheoAdams33

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@TheoAdams33 You’ll need surgery when I’m done with you

[Travis Anderson @travisando3871]

I miss her queefs 💔

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

Name a better Thursday/Friday to have nothing going on at work. #paidtowatchgolf

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@GolfDigest This guy fucks.

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@NYIslanders Sell the team. Unbelievable performance. Stupid penalties. No D Zone pressure. Horrific.

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@oeweekieisback Morikawa due

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

Any LIV watchers want to let me know if Cameron Smith has still got it?

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@laralogan Did they….. do it for 60 Minutes?

[pattch @pattchxbt]

The wife is sending me Zillow links. She’s getting beat tonight

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@travisando3871 @biganxh

[Jared Westmore @JWestmore8]

@travisando3871 remember Ollie’s basement back in ‘07 😜

[Minga @KillaMinga]

what's the craziest meatriding y'all ever seen?