Joss Whedon

parody account

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off a perc and listening to emmure, they call me kurt angle

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Going to write a Superman fan film with Max Landis where he’s a misogynist

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Not a lot of quips in that new Fantastic Four, disappointing.

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My next movie will star Haley Welch

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i will not survive the rapture

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“Oh Blessed Jesus look at that”

Filmed over Alabama this week after extreme Thunder Storms had subsided.

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I’m Shane Gillis and Gale Lewis at Walmart off odd carts trying to do my shopping part

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well that just happened!

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Sarah Michelle Gellar a bitch #ongod

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I write strong female characters so no one questions me when I make other female characters get really hurt

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I was gardening and the ants tried to steal my balls

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Age of Ultron 2

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running for mayor of orc city

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how i feel when i see ray fisher

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max landis shouldn't be alive