J. Winston Kelly

writer by dream, 9-5er by circumstance.

[J. Winston Kelly @JWinstonKelly]

@beyond_broke how do you see that impacting your prediction that XRP will shine prior to it passing? Or will they just go in tandem together at that point and the price will appreciate organically once the banks get the green light?

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@ChesapeakeRoads So we’re gonna get the Delorean up to 88mph on 8/28 and have that thing done over a week before it starts!

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@McDonalds Didn’t it used to back before you used Covid as an excuse to jack up the prices for smaller portions of questionable proteins for record profits?

Besides if you order it at open you may actually get it juuust before lunch starts anyway so it’ll feel like lunch either way.

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@Coachjv_ I owe you lunch one day when this all skyrockets and the dust has settled. My treat. Not for the xrp advise but for this right here. XRP’s just picking up the tab. 😜 Thank you, sir.

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@ChesapeakeRoads Thanks for letting us know 2 hours into it. Johnny on the spot as usual.

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@ChesapeakeRoads How bout posting accurate times so I don’t leave an hour early just to find they started an hour early & I get to wait at Cooper’s Ditch anyway? What’s the point of BS info? Pull your finger out of your ass & get your info right before you post a single word! And keep it current!

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@BarackObama @SpeakerPelosi Just name one accomplishment. Since I don’t follow and it wound up on my page anyway. Name one professional accomplishment she’s made.

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@ChesapeakeRoads Why the hell is this not happening after nightfall when there’s no traffic? There are companies that have lights to work at night w/o obstructing thousands upon thousands of people during the absolute prime time of traffic. Who’s brother or cousin or greased palm got this job?

[Chesapeake Roads @ChesapeakeRoads]

⚠️TRAVEL ADVISORY⚠️: There will be a lane closure on Whittamore Rd between Centerville Tpk and Murray Dr Jul 26-approx Aug 13 weekdays from 8:30am-4pm to allow ditch regrading work. Flaggers will direct traffic.

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@ChesapeakeRoads Can someone explain why the city of Chesapeake finds it necessary to close off turn lanes and access to the businesses and, oh yeah, AN ENTIRE FRIGGIN NEIGHBORHOOD, instead of just using the same signs they used for 6 months? Idiots.

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@ChesapeakeRoads So who’s genius idea was this? ALL of these weeks where there’s been absolutely minimal traffic the day after the businesses can finally allow people back in even at half a capacity and you choose now? Which business pissed off the city? Who’s in charge of these decisions? Names!

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@ChesapeakeRoads Thanks for that 3 hours later. And no police to direct traffic at Centerville & Mt Pleasant as of an hour ago. Brilliant management and timely notification. Thanks for the info. Don’t know what we’d do without ya.

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@bromco my fiancée is in love with the watermelon shirt you’re wearing on #MyLotteryDreamHome right now from the episode just outside Tampa, FLA. And she really wants to know where you got it.

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@ChesapeakeGovt no i just drove down there. Its closed off at the spillway.

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@ChesapeakeGovt who in the actual hell decided to go through w/ it before a reasonable detour could be used????

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@ChesapeakeGovt what about the fact that Elbow was still out last night due to the storm?? And Pungo is flooded.

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@JamesFrancoTV please tell me they let you keep the car from 11.22.

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@jimmyfallon big big fan but... the editing job is just..The choppy cuts are noticeable. Talk to editing. I dig the show so far, I do. But..

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@jimmyfallon you're not sleeping, are you?

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