JWitty_Wit

[JWitty_Wit @JWitty_Wit]

@ccmembersonly Why do all jacked 50+ years olds look like that

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

George Floyd died so I could work from home today

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@DanBMintin @hassankhan

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@restoreorderusa The pedestal at John’s Hopkins has sat empty since I went on a college tour there

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I can’t believe blatant racism like this still happens in 2026.

[JWitty_Wit @JWitty_Wit]

@OliverLeahy69 Also she lives in DC, not Boston

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@PlisskenPatriot Paul Gosar

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@Tittieboi4U @PlisskenPatriot Not a post, but a press conference

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@PlisskenPatriot They had to shave his norwood in during the show too because his hair was still solid in real life

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@johnntremain The DHS is arresting Chapocels and you’re blackpilling?

[JWitty_Wit @JWitty_Wit]

Daniel Rosen, more patriotic than the whole retard right

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

“Today, a federal indictment was unsealed charging 15 defendants with conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers and other charges related to efforts of two Minneapolis-based ANTIFA groups that violently opposed the enforcement of federal law in our state.” —Daniel Rosen, @TheJusticeDept U.S. Attorney for the District of Minnesota

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@juss1700 @nfldraftscout It’s funny because in the movies he looks like an old man, but they portray him as being athletic enough to overpower younger men and run from the cops

[JWitty_Wit @JWitty_Wit]

At this point Epstein conspiracies have inspired more violence than Qanon has
-Mar a lago armed intruder
-WH correspondents dinner attack
-WH UFC fight attack plan
Am I missing any?

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: Details via federal arrest affidavit reveal that a California man named Michael Alan Thomas was one of the alleged organizers of the alleged UFC White House terror plot. Feds say he admitted he believes the U.S. government is run by elites who sacrifice and eat children, had involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, and are protected by President Trump.

Investigators took screenshots of his Signal chats in which details of the plot were discussed and maps of the UFC event were shown with suggestions on where snipers should be placed. Feds also recovered rifles & ammo.

Sources tell colleague @davidspunt those in custody are American citizens snd there is no foreign nexus believed to be at play.

[annie @soychotic]

The only reason the phrase “master’s degree” survived the 2020s “THAT WORD IS ROOTED IN SLAVERY” epidemic is because all the women who loudly cared about that sort of stuff all have useless masters degrees

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

If my wife took the deal we'd have $150,000 in our joint account

[JWitty_Wit @JWitty_Wit]

@HomerViaDommer @OregonMapGuy You must be unfamiliar with how Indian Christians name their kids

[Jeff I @The_Gooseinator]

Remember when Obama joked that Donald Trump would never be President and Trump hit back by strategically dismantling the entire Democratic Party over a 10 year period culminating with a UFC Fighter announcing that Michele Obama is a man.

Good times. Good times, indeed.

[FZ 2.0 @Punished_FZ]

Tucker Carlson watching everyone having fun at UFC 250 knowing he would’ve been invited if he didn’t troonout

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@johnntremain Never doubted Gaethje