“Today, a federal indictment was unsealed charging 15 defendants with conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers and other charges related to efforts of two Minneapolis-based ANTIFA groups that violently opposed the enforcement of federal law in our state.” —Daniel Rosen, @TheJusticeDept U.S. Attorney for the District of Minnesota
@juss1700@nfldraftscout It’s funny because in the movies he looks like an old man, but they portray him as being athletic enough to overpower younger men and run from the cops
At this point Epstein conspiracies have inspired more violence than Qanon has
-Mar a lago armed intruder
-WH correspondents dinner attack
-WH UFC fight attack plan
Am I missing any?
BREAKING: Details via federal arrest affidavit reveal that a California man named Michael Alan Thomas was one of the alleged organizers of the alleged UFC White House terror plot. Feds say he admitted he believes the U.S. government is run by elites who sacrifice and eat children, had involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, and are protected by President Trump.
Investigators took screenshots of his Signal chats in which details of the plot were discussed and maps of the UFC event were shown with suggestions on where snipers should be placed. Feds also recovered rifles & ammo.
Sources tell colleague @davidspunt those in custody are American citizens snd there is no foreign nexus believed to be at play.
The only reason the phrase “master’s degree” survived the 2020s “THAT WORD IS ROOTED IN SLAVERY” epidemic is because all the women who loudly cared about that sort of stuff all have useless masters degrees
Remember when Obama joked that Donald Trump would never be President and Trump hit back by strategically dismantling the entire Democratic Party over a 10 year period culminating with a UFC Fighter announcing that Michele Obama is a man.
Good times. Good times, indeed.