Turd Ferguson

painfully average

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

The honest answer: if it’s too hyped up it’s going to disappoint. Literally the easiest bet of my life was Paddy + Holloway parlay. If you guys didn’t see that you’re even more of amateurs than I am.

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

Okay, chill out he was super fucking good you can’t retroactively take that away just because he Jake Pauled us in 2026

[Martys Hairline @MmaUnderdogz]

IT’S TIME FOR THAT CONVERSATION:

He was never really that good.

#UFC329

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

@Burner0Goat Shut the fuck up, Max Holloway is an absolute beast you can’t take anything away from him because old man mcgregor got hurt.

[Grizz🐻 @GrizzMMA]

Please get Joe Rogan off commentary forever holy shit

[PJ Ace @PJaccetturo]

Everything they taught you about July 4th, 1776 is a lie.

The Redcoats weren't soldiers. They were something else.

We recovered the real footage using Utopai 🧵👇

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

Yeah, normal humans don’t have to agree 100% with a political party.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@Angry_American0 SO you don't agree with the Trump admin.

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

@ClubWPTGold @sparkle694

[ClubWPT Gold @ClubWPTGold]

LAST GOLD MILLION OF THE SUMMER IS TOMORROW 🚨‼️

WE ARE GIVING AWAY 3 TICKETS FOR IT 🎟️

One Day. One Million GTD🤑 12:30PM PT!! Mark your calendar 🗓️

All you need to do to enter is RT this post, and tag one friend in comments

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

Went to my kids theater camp program and couldn’t help but notice that when theater kids say “without further ado”, it’s quite often followed by more ado.

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

Newly revealed enhanced photos raise suspicion around Justin Gaethje’s gloves during the UFC Freedom 250 event

[Mahmoud @shawa_dev]

@gogava18173 This is the real photo

[Eva Sam 💙 @EvaSamxpxic]

What's your response?

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

If anyone wants to use my Peacock account my new password is FUCKYOUJUSTLETMESIGNINGODDAMMIT

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

No one is asking you to?

[Travis @travisclones]

Yeah I ain’t fighting for Orangeman

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

It’s like they think Jeff Bezos opens his US Bank App and sees 222 billion dollars in his checking account.

Or they think that’s what we think and we’re too stupid to figure it out.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

[M@ 🌽🌪️ @mat_with2ts_]

- Iowa’s “flash in the pan” linsanity run flamed out (0-1 against ISU)
- Otz raising the floor of the MBB program
- AZ winning the natty for the B12
- Rogers letting the haters run their mouths
- Raynor a dark horse B12 QB

2026 won’t be so bad 🤧

https://t.co/uBHd9pXqOy

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

The 9ers were winning when he left the field dummy

[49ers Takes @49erstakes]

Brock Purdy lost us the SB in 2023 and hogged all the money for himself. I don't know how he has any fans.

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

The Houston Texans have more Iowa State players than Iowa State.

[Top Tier Iowa State @TopTierCyclones]

You know what, I for one am contributing to the Jefferson hate, and I would like to apologize to him and the rest of the fanbase for it.

Sometimes we can let our emotions get the best of us, and it’s important to remember that’s it’s just a game and these kids are still humans with feelings and hearts to play for Iowa State university. We need to do a better job of not letting these slumps he gets in take away from all the good he’s done for this team.

🚨🌪️

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

LeBron could never

[Conflict Spot @conflictspot]

⚡️JUST IN:

Jordan says it has intercepted 49 missiles and drones coming from Iran

[Turd Ferguson @JY3434]

Right wing extremist and EV pioneer Elon Musk gives social media platform the ability to weed out political posts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can now select topics for your timeline, so if you’re tired of political ragebait, you can select something else 😂

Just tap on For You.