JZNotTheRapper

3B for Portland Pioneers, Pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, am not a rapper. Professional head case.

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

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[Steven @StevenMcinerney]

A truly rip-roaring adventure...

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@Valpix1312 @PetraSabor @buffballgirl Thats why you wear crocs val. No laces no problems

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@JacieNicholson Down

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@nayseloid Bet come on out

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@BarneyTurbo Block or charge tho

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@Valpix1312

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@PetraSabor

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@baseballwooloo Thunderstorms do not exist in SoCal

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HOW HAVE I JUST NOW BEEN ALERTED TO THIS EXISTING

[SelzerFX @SelzerFX]

The Jingle Hoops commercial but with different shooters

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HOW HAVE I JUST NOW BEEN ALERTED TO THIS

[SelzerFX @SelzerFX]

The Jingle Hoops commercial but with different shooters

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@MLNCrawdads Shouldnt have nobletiger’d then

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@PetraSabor I will hulk hogan leg drop you i swear petra

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I think Fish and game are after me, Killing gorillas is probably illegal.

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@MLNCrawdads We are saying nooo because we dont want to see your team play

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@NakiEatsBees I NEED A LINK NOW

[Mylo grams @Mylograms]

Retweet if youve fucked a cactus

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@MLNCrawdads You may have won the tweet, but i will, win the war.

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@MLNCrawdads Its fucking broke

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@baseballwooloo @PetraTheSadgal The exact opposite of how it works, really.