Jandy Umoh

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[Jandy Umoh @J_AndyUmoh]

@_Somtochi Nothing
So don't marry.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You know that nagging feeling where you know you'll be great one day?

Don't let that feeling die for any reason even if you're in the pit.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

I’m not sure we’re ready for the next wave of moral decadence that will hit our society.

Did y’all see the highlights from these SS3 children that just finished WAEC?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[ajay @1meajay]

"wetin people go talk?"

wetin people nor go talk? dey there.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

"Salary is the bribe they pay you to forget your dreams."

I pity you. Na because you never see better salary. 😂

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m at the age where I can send a text at 10:23 and be asleep by 10:23:07

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Glad I got to experience Disney channel and Nickelodeon before they fell off😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Having a family is a lot of commitment responsibility. You need to want it and also be ready for it for a life time.

Oh man!

[Jandy Umoh @J_AndyUmoh]

@TweetsByAmaka As long as it is inside cloth, nothing is wrong with it.

[Jandy Umoh @J_AndyUmoh]

@Awele_sofine Some abort sha

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

One of my worst nightmares is someone calling me because they can see me from across the road or something, and them watching me ignore their call.

[Jandy Umoh @J_AndyUmoh]

@Iwarifgha1 You people want the contribution so that she will stay when you start misbehaving not for any other reason.

[Jandy Umoh @J_AndyUmoh]

@tugce190333 The phone is not the problem.

[Princess Eve💊 @Princez_eve]

“I will judge you by your wig.”
“I will judge you by your bag.”

Sister, if you’re that bothered, transfer ₦5m to their account. Who no like better thing?

People are living within their means, not within your expectations. Leave people alone. Not everybody is broke by choice, and not everybody owes you luxury.

Not everyone is trying to impress strangers on the internet.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

[Zoey @Zoey168102]

Normalize being very direct, very straight to the point and very assertive. A surprising amount of tension in adult life exist because people avoid saying what they actually mean.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

If you don't have the means to fund your vices, you're not a good person - you're just poor.

Morality isn't proven by absence of temptation but choices made in it's presence

You're not a faithful husband - you've just not been privileged to walk the streets of Madrid at night.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

GIRL please get addicted to thinking everything must and will always work out for you.