Jordan

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@ChipotleTweets fix your dang app to auto recognize or at least alert the pickup location. I’m in one of your restaurants making an online order and it reverts me to a store 20 minutes away. It’s 2026. McDonald’s even does it

[Dictator Day @Dictator_Day]

Brother, it’s time to go flip burgers

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@mgordonjr Where they gonna fall to?? The row in front of them? There isn’t a drop off my guy

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@BIGPLAYcle @NickPedone12 @REFLOG18 3

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@csomp16 @mickdwalker @LettermenRow @SpencerHolbrook @alexgleitman @Birm Yea dude I honestly thought I was having a stroke trying to comprehend what he was saying. Reread it 4 times and then came to the comments haha

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

If you’re spending the first weekend of spring at a No Kings rally, let me be the first to tell you if no one else has: you are a fucking loser.

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@ChipotleTweets come to Bluffton, Ohio right off interstate 75. College town with tons of traffic off of 75.

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Congratulations to Fernando Mendoza.

24th in passing yards IN THE COUNTRY.

ONE game with over 300 yards passing.

COMEBACK VICTORY over 3-6 Penn State.

Truly REDEFINED what it means to win the Heisman Trophy!

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@LeadingReport I think I’m retarded but that sounds great

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

A ROCCTOBER TO REMEMBER!

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Let's get it, Cleveland. 🍾

#GuardsBall

[Timo Riske @Timo_NFL]

Myles Garrett is already back to doing what he does best: Breaking scales

x-Axis: Double team/chip %
y-axis: Performance when not doubled

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.

Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Everyone, meet Aaron Sharpe. He decided to celebrate the tragedy that happened yesterday.

He is the owner of Lucius Q restaurant in Cincinnati, Ohio.

His business X page is @LuciusQBBQ.

You know what to do.

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

Had they listened to Charlie’s God-centered beliefs, none of these evil people at TMZ would be going to rot in hell.. unreal

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

DISGUSTING:

During the @TMZ livestream today, employees at TMZ could be heard CHEERING 30 seconds before @charliekirk11’s death was announced on the TMZ livestream. They were happy to hear the news of Charlie Kirk’s death and can be heard clapping and cheering before passing the news to Harvey Levin, who was hosting the stream.

@HarveyLevinTMZ needs to condemn this.

I have clipped the livestream before they try to delete it.

Shameful and disgusting behavior by TMZ. Shame on them. Charlie is a husband and a father. He was murdered in cold blood.

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

Somebody took this baby’s father away from her today because they disagreed with his politics. Absolutely fucking evil.

[The Buckeye Nut @TheBuckeyeNut]

LOVE THIS: Ohio State vs Ohio on Saturday at 7pm is a Helmet Stripe Game. Wear the appropriate color 🌰

[Jordan @J_Boy_2]

@AmericazOutlaw Hyphenated name. Coulda guessed. Probably a teacher too.

[Mr. Ohio @MrOH1O]

1-18

[Nico @USC_Nico]

By the way, USC was punished for 7 years, 2 year bowl ban, 30 revoked scholarships, 14 vacated wins, 1 vacated title, 1 vacated Heisman, and the end of a dynasty because Reggie Bush’s parents leased a house they found from a wannabe NFL agent.

The NCAA is corrupt.