Jess the Mess

probably tired. I live in Japan now…

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Why date the college player when you can date the coach? 😏

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Imagine being an NFL sideline coach wrangler. Just yanking coaches back from the field all game 😂

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

@laurengcoon Girl it’s more than 14 hours

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@laurengcoon Congrats LoLo! So proud of you! So excited to be on the same side of the world as you💙🩵

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

@laurengcoon My thoughts exactly

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Bro if one more of my friends texts me to tell me “we can’t be friends anymore bc my new girl doesn’t want me to talk to any females” I will lose it…

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Idk how I got back on Star Wars/ Obiwan tiktok but all these edits have me bawling

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@laurengcoon Pedro pascal right?

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You’re telling me that I can get a Pedro Pascal Jesus Candle at the click of a button but there is no cure for eczema?

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Why is cutting yourself while shaving so dramatic? My bathroom floor is now covered in blood because of a tiny cut on my heel

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

@laurengcoon I wear the same hairstyle and hoodie in 90% of mine

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Is changing your last name when you get married still a thing??? Because I like mine…

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

I just tried day drinking for the first time in idk like 2 years… bro I’m not cut out for this shit anymore. Immediate hangover.

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Someone please tell me not to box dye my hair red again… Going through it rn

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

My roomies solution for waking up early is not going to bed… lemme tell ya, it doesn’t work.

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Do you ever just think your crazy for like 6 months and then realize it’s just your body getting used to your Nexplanon???

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

Literally so happy that Sydney and I could reconnect after 3+ years. Let the chaos start again.

[Jess the Mess @J_Browner2]

I feel so bad for my 3 friends. I send them way too many Instagram reels.I’ll probably be blocked soon

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How do I make friends as an adult? Send tips

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