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[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

With everything going on in the world, are you still gonna be able to watch the Masters this weekend?

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

The president threatens that "a whole civilization will die tonight" but if you make a direct threat of violence against an individual, that's illegal. You can be arrested and charged. Terroristic threats are not protected by the 1st amendment, but he can threaten annihilation of an entire country?

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

My whole timeline

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Good luck topping this, "Bad Bunny"

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

@WhosImmortal @TimBontemps What’s crazy Is they’re already counting Jokić out. He hadn’t missed a game all season before the injury and at minimum could miss 16 games which would make him still eligible for awards if he doesn’t miss another game after that.

[Zac - Immortal @WhosImmortal]

@TimBontemps 65 game rule backfires again. I get why it exists but some of these MVP/All-NBA lineups are gonna be so weird looking because a guy plays 60 and isnt eligible.

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

This was what lost them the game in my opinion.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A DISASTER OF AN INBOUND FOR DUKE AND THERE’S NO QUIT IN THESE COOGS

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Warren Buffett watching the stock market collapse while holding $300 Billion in cash

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

https://t.co/XS6SD0qjHi LeBron was not in attendance during the ceremony and refused to answer the question when I asked about it.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

My apologies and clarification. I misspoke in Hour#1 of @FirstTake today when I intimated that LeBron did not attend Kobe Bryant’s memorial. I corrected myself in Hour#2 when I acknowledged he was indeed in attendance. My mistake. Should not have even broached that subject. It was not my main point. I retract NOTHING else that I said. Have a nice day!

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

7. Monday
6. Tuesday
5. Wednesday
4. Sunday
3. Thursday
2. Friday
1. Saturday
Friday and Saturday is a toss up!

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Days of the week ranked:

1. Saturday
2. Friday
3. Sunday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Tuesday
7. Monday

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

What if you never check your email?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Subject to the discretion of the President, they will be given another chance.

Failure to respond a second time will result in termination.

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

@EliteClubS0B The guy sitting beside him is wearing a cincinnati bearcats hoodie, does anyone know if they’re from Cincinnati?

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

LeBron recruiting Luka to the Lakers

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

What area code will Luka phone be when he joins LeBron and Lakers?

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

When will Luka join LeBron and Lakers?

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

#rawisnetflix is the second greatest thing to ever happen on January 6th 😉

[Bobby BottleService @cbuckets3]

The catholic in me really hopes Notre Dame wins it all

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

Pretty sure fury just showed up for the paycheck.

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

Solid slate of football games today!!!!

[Jacob Carpenter @J_Carp12]

It baffles me that Leonardo DiCaprio is 50. I just can’t wrap my head around it!

[Xcessive @Use2LeanLeft]

@AB84 I bet Stephen A practices his entrance walk😂