J Elizabeth

I used to fake a religion but now I have a real relationship...Jesus is where life's at.

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

Real estate is fun 😆

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

Me every day:

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

Why did no one freaking pet the little dog

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

Just shook an open orange juice container 🙃

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

FREE NEMO.
#FreeNemo https://t.co/JZHbfYN2vg

[Mike Forbes @mikeforbeswfaa]

A DPD motorcycle officer has been seriously injured after he was hit by a car I-20 EB at Bonnie View. The officer was transported to Baylor Hospital. EB I-20 at Bonnie View remains closed while DPD investigates.

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

@BenGroski “Womyn”

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

My weather app says it’s supposed to be 108 on Friday 🙃😳

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

The guard with the bomb dog at West Point saw me watching the dog so he came up to my window so I could meet her. Said he could tell I liked dogs. However, I thought he wanted to check the bed of my bro in law’s truck I was driving. Lol

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

When you think you need a puppy but you don’t... but you do...

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

@gracefisher08 UHM WHEN

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Thank u everyone. 😢 https://t.co/idz78IX9SU

[Michael Krommendyk @MikeKrommendyk]

Y'all my cousin sent me this video and I'm crying 😂😭

[MLB Memes @MLBMeme]

One of the most amazing catches you'll EVER see 😯😍

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

I’ve been putting little flavor packets in my water that have caffeine... today I did not grab one and I have the worst headache of 2018.

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

Hey @Whit_Whit32 I didn’t feel like making food tonight and there was nothing easily accessible so I am going to sleep to avoid the hunger. I thought you’d be proud 😉

[State Sancho @TaylorPoteet22]

Texas lost a little bit of its soul when this place went out of business.

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

Honey, no proud. Why you do this? Like what you are doing?! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/7gFNRwBz8r

[Mickstape @MickstapeShow]

"Just stand normal guys"

[J Elizabeth @J_Custard]

@nateday15 https://t.co/U0HQTsIsxm