J.D. Sutherland

Kissed by fire - burnt by sun - named after Jack Daniels.

I write stuff. TV stuff. Film stuff. Sketch stuff. Marketing stuff. Stuff stuff.

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

Ah, the annual Met Gala…. the Versailles of the Upper Easailles. #MetGala

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Nice choice!

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

@PicturesFoIder 87.

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

@CalltoActivism JG for Prez. We need more humans like him.

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

@CalltoActivism He sat with us wanting to know everything I was doing. He was all ears and was so excited to hear about my career. One semester over a decade prior and he still thanked me for my help. After he walked away, my friend summed it up, “that’s one of the nicest humans on the planet.”

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

This is such iconic reality TV - I've returned to Twitter just to live tweet this shit. #pumprulesreunion #WWHL #BravoTV @BravoWWHL @BravoTV #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

Tom Sandoval is one of those guys that gets a little *too* hyped about his Jack Sparrow Halloween costume #pumprulesreunion #WWHL #BravoTV @BravoWWHL @BravoTV #PumpRules

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

My pitch is a spin off called “Something About Her” featuring all the VPump Ladies. Just give them their own show about growth, female empowerment, owning their businesses, etc. #VanderpumpRules #bravotv #pumprulesreunion #pumprules @BravoWWHL @BravoTV @Andy @LisaVanderpump #WWHL

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

"You're happy to be back in the fray, aren't you?" "Sure am." 👏👏👏🤣 #WWHL

[lex @alexisniiic]

thank u texas i hope voting against ur mothers, sisters, aunts and daughters was worth it

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

We're going to legalize marijuana in Texas.

[Shonda @ShondaMartin_]

The STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS APPLICATIONS could open as soon as tomorrow! So here's a thread on how to tell if your loan actually qualifies and how to properly prepare for the application.

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[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian.

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

It is upsetting how many straight, white Christians only care about straight, white Christians.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

We love to see it.

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.

Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.

[J.D. Sutherland @J_D_Sutherland]

Jim Carrey today is my favorite Jim Carrey. And I'm a 90s kid.

[AP Entertainment @APEntertainment]

"It's just wrong." Jim Carrey says Will Smith had been living "beyond the bandwidth" and cracked under pressure at the #AcademyAwards

[Alysia Hush @AlysiaHush]

I just got so high, I stood outside on my fire escape for about five minutes; I completely forgot I was naked

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

Man, sometimes all I want to do is put up some depressing lyrics in an AIM away message and let the world know I'm in a Death Cab kind of mood, ya know?