Jon Marr

Cop 25yrs then Stage 4 Cancer buggered that up.

Alive thanks to @TheChristieNHS & @RNLI.

Like cat photos?, you're in for a treat.

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Me, and two of the @ RNLI heroes who saved my life on Mawgan Porth beach today.

This afternoon I came within minutes of dying.

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@BullAntics @OldSchool80s John Illsley, Dire Straits bassist.

Although he is a dead ringer there for Andy McCluskey from OMD

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@pizzapie75 @TheGriftReport It isn't a submachine gun, it's lazy journalism, they always refer to any MP5 as a Submachine Gun.

They are semi-auto only (still capable of a rapid rate of single shots)

The photos show the difference between a full auto model and the semi auto, compare to pics in article

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@tammymoorhouse Aw bless you Tammy, thank you for noticing and checking in ❤️

I'm not bad ta, had a bit of a busy time with one thing and another, and some of the negativity on here had started to get to me, so withdrew to Facebook.

I'll send you a friend request, we have a mutual 👍🏽

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@CopMoustache If he'd been on my Ops Support van, he'd have found his lunch bag would keep mysteriously getting left back at the nick.
Food like that isn't good in confined spaces, not before it's been consumed, and certainly not when it's been processed by the digestive system. 👃🏽💩💨

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@clive_mart1n Thought the exact same thing 🫤

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@MysteriosoX @MrHolness I was at the Leeds show last night, thoroughly enjoyed it.

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@TinkerB1985 Looks like a black handcuff with the mane from a "My Little Pony" stuck onto it.

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@peasmoldia @HastingsDirect Mine just gone up by £100 too.

I'm in my fifties, never had points or a conviction, full no claims, retired cop, limited mileage, car garaged, rural location..... admittedly it's a nice car, but I thought I could find it cheaper, turns out I couldn't 🫤

We're being bent over.

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@Cocospad Ah....of COURSE you meant the CD !

Bloody hell, what am I like 🤣

You can tell my brain is in holiday-mode 😂

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Went to the St Mawgan Steam Rally today, great day out, but this magnificent pipe organ was a highlight, over 100 years old and playing Boney M's "Rasputin"

You could also buy CDs, the tracklisting of one gave me strong #PhoenixNights vibes....

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@Cocospad 😂

I quite fancied it, but I think it'd be a bugger to dust !

Also, not sure Harpo would get along with it, she only just tolerates me listening to Radio 4 when I'm doing the housework 😼

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@XH487 @Mr_Andrew_Fox Great news, congratulations ♥️

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@BBCCornwall View of Mawgan Porth towards @Merrymoor about 2.30 am

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On the M5 today, Mrs M doing the driving, I spotted an opportunity to get a pic and do a quick bit of photoshopping for the benefit of my mate who is a #StarWars fanboy.......yep, I am sometimes just that childish and puerile.

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@RajSKohliexcop Forty odd years and I'd never made that connection 🤦

That explains why I was on Task Force and not MCET 😂

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@RajSKohliexcop Even as an adult, I think "What's the connection?"

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@RajSKohliexcop Sorry, was a rubbish joke, was trying to shoehorn in the P'P'Pickup a Penguin line

We were more of a Club biscuit family, although as a child I was baffled by the ones with a golf ball on them

Do you remember Mint Cracknell bars ? my absolute fave 70s mint sweet, long gone 😓

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@Cocospad Thank you, we are.....well, I am, for having married into this view 😂

It's been another gorgeous evening tonight......

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Few pics from the garden last night, Nephew been taking advantage of the dry weather and getting the hay cut and baled.