Jason Appleton

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/xcnXil0Fu2

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

http://t.co/LOtnVNt5MO Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

http://t.co/70ydPSzrTZ Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/Do0MMBZyic

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/Lk3dUWadSK

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/aRDlKrgmAw

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/HVlSq0s09W

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

http://t.co/om3Q0Cte I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

http://t.co/TCL1lgbO No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems.

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV. http://t.co/MCvNWyWN

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

Friday is just Monday with tits. http://t.co/o0gcXhQO

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

At 26 Steven Spielberg made Jaws by himself. I'm 25 and still haven't made dinner by myself. http://t.co/Jb9MRQwJ

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

http://t.co/ve0UNbJ7 Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle.

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

@J_Dog_Style is no more, I am now @JasonAppletoon which makes me sound less like a gay porn star.

[FOOLIGANS FC @FOOLIGANSFC]

Can't make the game or brave the cold? Swing by Banter afterwards to celebrate the win or drown some sorrows....

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

RT“@Rob_Hardie85: Off to Leeds tomorrow for some drinking, music, banter, mud and good times #Festival” woohooo!

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

all the idiot kids of London have decided to go and play 'Kidulthood', 'Adulthood','enter random gangster film here' #theyallthinktheremint

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

@Rob_Hardie85 Cant believe we live in a country with people who have the urge to do something like that.most are just kids.Future?#Helmets

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

@Joey7Barton looks more like a Morrissey to me.

[Jason Appleton @J_Dog_Style]

@dannysimpson12 makes a change from the pitch though eh! Haha.
Love you really Danny. X