Edward Jizzerhands

#37 #TSBN - Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread em’? UD BestBall rsn: jd30333

[Edward Jizzerhands @J_Doherty0]

Fridays make me go nuts

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

A CROSS OVER ANKLE BREAKER IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRO WRESTLING MATCH IS INSANE 💀

JERMAINE MARBURY IS HIM 🔥

[CulturedUpdates @CulturedUpdatez]

Marquis Teague, former Brooklyn Nets player, speaks on his ex-Teammate’s, Kevin Garnett & John Collins (1st active openly ghey NBA player)

His Brother, Jeff Teague wanted to know what KG told Jason Collins, so Marquis told them a WILD story on the Team plane between KG & John Collins 👀

The Team: “Let’s get some H03Z over here man, we good to go, let’s get it going!” 💃

KG to Collins: “We got you too Boy! Don’t worry bout it! We’re gonna bring some Niggas” 😭😭😭

KG made sure his teammate didn’t feel left out.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i aint never having sex w a gender fluid person what if they change their gender halfway through and make me gay

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Legally, Im not allowed to say which one, but one of the Olson twins paid me $400 to drink her sister Ashley’s pee

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Well, I got the hard part down I redownloaded Hinge. Now I just have to figure out how to become a multi-million dollar NFL quarterback.

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

So Yeah You're Gay (2014)

[yc @yc]

I know Trump saying “Folarin Balogun” on that phone sounded like Harry Potter spells

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Apparently the hot dog I just ate was a penis

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

In honour of Deandre Ayton getting traded

[تبسي باذنجان @RizaSmouqa]

Mexicans said the n word so much they were given a black player

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Wow we’re above Boston right now and our plane had a little turbulence but the captain announced it was just Tah‘s penalty that hit us

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

Years ? 😂

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Berk @trapdoor456]

Fucking size of that ironing board.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

You know what, HELL YEAH.

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

My daughter gonn be mad as hell when I name her Anna Nobey