Violent Shakka

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@_t_w_a_t__ well someone's been stitched up

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

What else are mates for?
Please no one tell Tom

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@HelainaBosley you don't drink soft drink tho?

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

When Marto tells you that you have an assignment due at 4 and I have barely started 😂🔫👎

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

This is exactly why I stay looking like a stick https://t.co/b9m6VNxQee

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

Why do bad things happen to good people 😓🤘🏻

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

When you leave your keys in victor after a camping trip :(

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

If anyone finds Tom Watsons balls please have them returned to him... @_t_w_a_t__

[just_dan @DanMilovanovic]

That one time when mitch described getting hit by a wave as feeling like he got hit by water

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@Jimmyroyles I'll take that into consideration, #longlivesmithers

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@Jimmyroyles punish him by not letting him chew any of your socks

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@Jimmyroyles mate, I leant that to you in trust that you would one day return it to me, what have you done

[just_dan @DanMilovanovic]

Just like to thank my pool partner jake for the win tonight #appreciationpost

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@dave56k love your work 🍦

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@dave56k hope this decision resulted in bons! #creamonbloke

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

Didn't realise how good of a pianist I was until I just watched Dan and JP's snapchat stories @DanMilovanovic

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Retweet to vote for @ChrisSmalling as #mufc's Man of the Match in the 1-0 win over Manchester City.

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

@AdaMcGuinness I think it is well gone now felt it scratch my bum on the way out

[chief @AdaMcGuinness]

@J_Dowz does this mean you're going to search through your poo to find it? If so id love to help

[Violent Shakka @J_Dowz]

4 hours sleep will be the death of me at uni today, but on a positive note I'm still alive but barely breathing