Julia

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

With all due respect, Mr. President, do you understand what you are saying? Your #GOPTaxScam raises taxes on 38 million middle class families. And now, you want to raise premiums on millions of families to throw even more tax cuts to the rich?

No thanks. 👎 👎 👎 https://t.co/TGUfhMrYqC

[Roberto Aram Ferdman @robferdman]

Paul Manafort just agreed to turn himself in to the FBI. What should we report on?
CNN: Manafort
MSNBC: Manafort
Fox News: Hamburger emoji

[Gov. Rick Snyder @oneroughturd]

Every night, I meditate re: what I've in common with my bro @icecube; today I am happy to not have had to use my AK. it was a good day.

[Gov. Rick Snyder @oneroughturd]

I was just told to fuck myself.

[DOOMTREE @DOOMTREE]

Pure Michigan. https://t.co/Kyq714PACN #OffInTheDeepTour

[Julia @J_Fo_GoBlue]

I just entered to win tix to see @desaband @firstavenue 9/13 (http://t.co/wBebeY0hnW) http://t.co/sxHhHlPg2g

[Team Sleeveless @Team_Sleeveless]

So tonight we got
#MotherDick
#EverybodyAteChris
#RevolvingDoorOfDeath
#SnitchesGetStiches
And many more but damn #TheWalkingDead

[jeremy messersmith @jmessersmith]

Yes. I will be drunk tweeting the Grammys tonight. Prepare for near incomprehensible twitter vomit!

[jeremy messersmith @jmessersmith]

I'm not sure I'd ever want to make music with Madonna, but I'd love to go to the gym with her sometime. SO RIPPED. #Grammys

[Julia @J_Fo_GoBlue]

@Suzn4aBruzn "The other guy" from Traveling Wilburys is on the #GRAMMMYs

[Philip's Bolo @PhilipsBolo]

Ref: Pass Interference Cowboys

Oakman: What you say?

Ref: Oh nothing. No flag. *Picks it up

#Lions #Cowboys

[Julia @J_Fo_GoBlue]

@dessadarling My mom: reserve dropping the f-bomb for deserving occasions; not when I realize I missed a rerun of The Golden Girls.

[Julia @J_Fo_GoBlue]

It's the end of Law & Order. Dick Wolf. @DOOMTREE #LastBlowoutEver

[jeremy messersmith @jmessersmith]

I just found out about a little girl who hates my music and calls me "Jeremy Poopersmith." I am okay with this.

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

Tonight and tomorrow ill be headlining The Joke Joint in Minneapolis, MN. With me will be the perfect bearded @mattmcclowry #MinneapolisFun

[jeremy messersmith @jmessersmith]

Maroon 5 take the stage. I feel numb. Not sure if it's the booze or, y'know, Maroon 5. #Grammys

[Julia @J_Fo_GoBlue]

It's final:) http://t.co/t9F2oIns

[jeremy messersmith @jmessersmith]

1 week from today I'll be in St Cloud with the band. There are some songwriting work shops you can sign up for here: http://t.co/bRJQ7br4

[jeremy messersmith @jmessersmith]

Last night I dreamed I ran a chicken washing business. I think I bored myself awake.

[Julia @J_Fo_GoBlue]

#GetOutToVoteMN. Just $5 to see @BrotherAli, Slug of @atmosphere, @dessadarling & more: http://t.co/5F5Hm49x” @Chicken232323