James Georgoff

Nationally ranked duckpin bowler || Go Lower ™️ || Anakin Skywalker for President ‘28

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

I came to the conclusion today, that my friends and I are so intelligent the human language has not developed enough to express our intelligence so we sound stupid to you pheasants.

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

Dear @Apple thank you for making my old phone so slow because you want me to purchase a new one that I will be happily looking for a new cell phone manufacturer. You’ve made it impossible to update and painful to use so 🤷 on to something better and hopefully not bigger.

[TLN 🥍 @LacrosseNetwork]

Shawn Lyght became the first defender in men’s lacrosse to win the @Tewaaraton Award ☘️🏆

Here’s why ⬇️

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

Just some photos to accompany. This was a full container before I went through and discarded the inedible ones.

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

Wild business strategy by @driscollsberry drench their shit in preservatives and harmful chemicals just so the consumer can throw half of the manky, rotten, decaying berries out only a day after purchasing them!! Just absolutely stellar product…

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

How many years will it take of the SEC being put in its place and the B1G putting BTA for them to stop being delusional about the competition level? So far, 3 and appears no progress. Additionally, they’re not even good at basketball anymore… not a good look 🥴

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Is Jeremiah Smith the most OVERHYPED player IN THE COUNTRY?

In his career against the SEC:
-4.3 catches per game
-49 yards per game

He wouldn’t be in the conversation if he had to play SEC defenses every week

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Coach, coach, coach can you explain how you have 5 of the top 10 picks and you still can’t win the Big 10?

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

In case yall didn’t know the best rapper alive dropped last night and proves he remains on top. #ColeWorld

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

@amazon not delivering a package because the “door or driveway were inaccessible” when in reality it’s because your delivery person would need to get out of their vehicle to walk up the completely dry driveway and sidewalk instead of throwing it in the mailbox is deplorable.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

You cannot simultaneously believe that (1) all borders are fake and should not be policed, and (2) that land can be "stolen."

This is one of the most braindead beliefs a person can hold.

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Just months ago, Virginians elected Democrat Abigail Spanberger, in part to bring back "affordability."

Let's check in and see how that's going for Democrat voters...

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

But i saw him out there shoveling the snow himself????

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

New Yorkers took to social media to criticize the new mayor, Mamdani, and his team for their response after the snowstorm. Even though the storm was a few days ago, parents with strollers and people in wheelchairs still can’t use the sidewalks.

[John Burrows @JohnBurrowsCFB]

No they’re not.

If you think you deserve to be in over the Sun Belt Champion, you’re always welcome to prove it by joining the Sun Belt.

If you think you deserve to be in over the Miami, you’re always welcome to prove it by joining the ACC.

If you think you deserve to be in over the American Champion, you’re always welcome to prove it by joining the American.

You’re not special. Join a conference.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

To all of the Mamdani voters 2 years from now…

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

What happened to these kinds of liberals?

[Don Thomas @REALDonThomas]

Happy 10-year anniversary to Michigan State Spartans being the only program to make the College Football Playoff and not score a single point.

They’ll honor the occasion today by opting not to score again. 🙂

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

Absurd coming from the conference whose slogan is “it just means more” and all their fans ride it like it’s the holy grail. But bowl season proves true yet again… the SEC is a severely top heavy conference and can’t hang outside of the conference.

[Baxter Street Boys @baxstboys]

“SEC fans” is still the funniest term in the world to me. Any “SEC fan” I’ve ever met is a super casual

Meanwhile the BIG 10 roots for their rivals like their life depends on it. That is sickening 😂

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

Man Ohio State twitter is reeeeaaallllll quiet right now…

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

LMAO

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

ROLL F’N DUKES!!!

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

@AmazonHelp Cool Ashley, I really appreciate the information. That doesn’t fix the problem, address my concern, or resolve the failure to complete a service. This happens 12-15 times a year so it isn’t just the holidays…$2.44 trillion company but can’t get shit delivered in a week.

[James Georgoff @J_Georgoff48]

@amazon prime, originally based on next day delivery, charges you monthly for said service & then decides to tell you your “next day delivery” is 5 days out when you go to purchase. Then it’s delayed by another 3 days either in processing or transit. Garbage company.