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Oak/Tree

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay https://t.co/VrtLZJaMga

[Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1]

They lied to us about pandemics, vaccines, wars, elections, and pretty much all of human history, but they're totes telling us the truth about Earth and outer space.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇮🇱 I’ve got questions about Charlie Kirk’s assassination:

> He used to be an Israel loyalist
> He feared ‘Israel would kill him’
> He started *mildly* criticizing Israel
> He said Epstein was Mossad
> He said no Iran war on behalf of Israel
> He let anti-Zionists speak at his events
> Zionist media started attacking him
> Netanyahu calls Charlie about Israel visit
> FBI fires chief of Utah FBI field station
> Tells Ben Shapiro “question Israel”
> Loomer says Kirk backstabbed Trump
> Charlie shot in jugular from 200yd away
> Police arrest patsy claiming to be shooter
> Patsy tells “shoot me!” during arrest
> Actual shooter flees without a trace
> Netanyahu tweets within minutes
> Israeli media 1st to confirm Charlie’s death
> Assassin escapes without a trace
> Private jet takes off 12 minutes away
> Private jet disables location monitoring
> Jet is owned by Chabad Lubavitch donor
> Netanyahu posts about Charlie’s Israel trip
> Police arrest 2nd suspect with pellet gun
> 2nd suspect is not the shooter
> FBI claims they have photos of shooter
> Rifle found in nearby wooded area
> Scope was likely planted on shooter’s gun
> FBI says shooter was wearing tactical gear
> FBI releases photos of suspected shooter
> Alleged shooter wearing no tactical gear
> Alleged shooter not carrying gun in photos
> Zionists go on social media blitz about Kirk
> Netanyahu goes on media blitz about Kirk
> Netanyahu says Islamist behind shooting
> Netanyahu says Israel didn’t kill Kirk
> FBI says foreign intel assisting manhunt

But I’m sure it was just some random liberal kid…

[milk @milkinhisbag]

AI could never steal company time the way i do

[Grubby @J_Grobar]

@KingDay__ Well yea they’re not going to send people who can’t figure out their gender to defend our country

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

You just had to be there

[austin @PukaMVP]

I will always be convinced the amount of air traffic accidents hasn’t increased even remotely and that news outlets have simply found the newest fear mongering tactic that gets the conspiracy theorists going so they just report it more

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[Grubby @J_Grobar]

@BernieSanders It’s past your bedtime

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨TRENDING: A 5-MINUTE VIDEO WAS PUT TOGETHER OF THE REFS RULING #BILLS PLAYERS SHORT COMPARED TO WHERE THEY WERE ACTUALLY TACKLED.

🤯🤯🤯

Buffalo fans have started sharing this video on social media and are absolutely livid about it. Awful refereeing.

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

The fact that a President needed to say there are two genders and it elicited a standing ovation shows how crazy the last 4 years have been.

[Arthur Kwon Lee @badazn]

Are you falling for the Luigi Mangione psyop?

[Adam Carter @impactfbdata]

In the year since losing to the undefeated Michigan team in Ann Arbor, Ohio State vowed to do everything in their power to return the rivalry back in their favor. This offseason they...

Returned five prominent starters from last years team in TreVeyon Henderson, Emeka Egbuka, JTT, Jack Sawyer, and Denzel Burke

Acquired Will Howard, one of the most productive QBs in the country away from K State

Got Caleb Downs, an All-american level safety from Alabama

Got a 1500 yard SEC rusher in Quinshon Judkins to pair with their other All-american level RB

Got a P5 head coach who nearly won a national championship to resign from his role and take the OC job

Signed the #1 overall recruit in the country who is currently in the midst of a historically great true freshman season

Spent $20 mil, more than any other team in the country, to upgrade their roster and sure up their NIL

They were favored by 19.5 points at home

No Jim Harbaugh. No Jesse Minter. No Connor Stallions. No JJ McCarthy. No Blake Corum. No Mike Sainristil. No Colston Loveland. No Will Johnson.

Michigan threw for 62 yards and turned the ball over twice

They didn't have a single receiver catch more than one pass

AND OHIO STATE STILL couldn't win. All time embarrassing program loss. That's the worst Michigan team in over a decade and this is arguably the most talented Buckeye team in nearly a decade. It will have been over 2,000 days since Ohio State last beat Michigan when they face off in 2025...

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

>acts like retard so he can retire to ice cream & corvette land
>forces even bigger retard onto ticket as final middle finger to people he’s always hated
>immediately acts normal again once Trump wins, calls to congratulate him

Thank you Mr. Biden🇺🇸🫡

https://t.co/jiOiCJsOwC

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

Best of Leftist Trump Victory Meltdowns
https://t.co/qcrWR6BEGQ

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

We did it Joe!!!

[Grubby @J_Grobar]

@LakeSuperior Yeaaaa definitely taking a piss in that freshwater after this post

[Tiffany ✨ @tiffanyandsadie]

The electoral map if the retarded didn’t vote