justin

just follow me already.

[Dr. Melfi @APotOfGold_]

Lmao nah get my boy an Oscar for this

[Riley @RiGuy541]

Kate Brown can kiss my fucking ass if she thinks I'm not having Thanksgiving with my family

[dejion taylor @TaylorDejion]

Go hard or don’t even show up 😈
#scooter #bangers

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?

[Ethan Anderson @TheBigE_21]

My grandad left an old bucket of balls at the batting cages we used to go to with this note on them.... I’m not crying, you’re crying

[aisha 🤍 @babyacexx]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ShitBallPlayersSay @baseballshit]

Pete Rose’s hits by age 28: 1,327
Mike Trout’s hits by age 28: 1,324

Rickey Henderson’s runs by age 28: 940
Mike Trout’s runs by age 28: 903

Barry Bonds home runs by age 28: 222
Mike Trout home runs by age 28: 285

Mike Trout is on a historic pace 😳

[justin @J_Hughes_22]

Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that people get random celebrities’ faces tattooed on their bodies?

[Gabe Ihrig @IhrigGabe]

I don’t know who needs to hear this.

But to clear your 1,105 unread emails (gmail), type: “category:primary is:unread” into the search bar, and then click on “mark all as read”.

I’ve been waiting for this moment for many years.

[Sky «FullMoon» @xiayanss]

Elizabeth the 3rd as avatar. https://t.co/ZK5dkrhzYP

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Harry Potter with guns instead of wands is the greatest thing ever @LightsCameraPod (via ig:Evan_faunce)

https://t.co/l0PXRdw5Kj

[Athletics @Athletics]

We’re happy to report that T. Bear, despite feeling a little stuffy, has passed concussion protocol and will be ready for tonight’s game. His new seat neighbor grabbed a helmet out of his trunk as a precaution.
cc: @MLB @Cut4

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Fellas if you don’t FaceTime your girl with a question while at the grocery did you really even go?