Jacob Hyten

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

10 year cool off after leaving.
Party identifiers off ballots.
No shutdowns, Congress cannot leave floor until funding passed.
@realDonaldTrump

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

4 term limit house. 2 term limit Congress. Cannot be elected to any position if over 65 before term starts.
5 year cool off period after office, cannot work. If working after cool off, lose pension and benefits related to holding office. No stock trading while in office.

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@realDonaldTrump Pass an executive order preventing Congress from collecting a paycheck while the government is shut down. Only seems fair, can't do your job don't get paid.

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

A lot of people left when Trump came on stage. Every time the camera shows the crowd it gets worse. Easy to say it's to beat the traffic, but they stayed for Erika. Charlie supporters vote Republican, dislike Trump? @WhiteHouse @TPUSA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is what an athlete looks like (via IG:moorconn)

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Ever walk into a room and forget what man's purpose on Earth is?

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

Vince Vaughn is funnier than Will Ferrell.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Any time we're impressed by what non-human animals do, it's simply because we previously underestimated their intelligence.

Yes, apparently, you can play Jenga with a Dog.

[Video: 90 sec]
https://t.co/z4scFebrRG

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear Millennials,

One in four Tweets I might post qualifies for the response, "OK, Boomer." So instead, I withhold the Tweet, and just say "OK, Boomer” to myself, thereby sparing you the obligation to reply, and me from cross-generational humiliation.

OK, Millennials?

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

Mcdonalds went fucking hard on Halloween

[New York Post @nypost]

McDonald's insensitive 'Bloody Sundae' ad sparks outrage https://t.co/QVFIp5fHbU

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@YungEboli No idea which side you're on

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@megzblunt Gay

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@rebel_reba Feel special

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@megzblunt Embrace it

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

My life today

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@sarabethholl Foreshadowing 😂

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@sarabethholl I get to discuss Socrates work and how it applies to political theory on second day of class if that makes you feel better

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@sarabethholl I skipped the first day for that reason

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@sarabethholl Got mine today and they ladies were pissed people showed up 😂

[Jacob Hyten @J_Hyten]

@kccarsonp I think I've gained most of that 😂