Tarzan Thurman

24. Sigma Pi Alumni. Gym Rat. The Newport Tavern. #USA #PCbro

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

girls who talk sports with you >>>>

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This man for President @oldrowofficial (via ig:mer_deback)

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

If you're a female and you come out of the quarantine with the same style and color of hair, you're one of the real ones.

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

I'd give my left nut to be on da boat right now.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

He’s the old House Manager

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

"If something is important enough, you should try even if the probable outcome is failure" -Elon Musk

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

S/O to my mom for whipping my ass when I needed it.. Happy Mothers Day!

[Darius Butler @DariusJButler]

Most disrespectful thing I’ve seen in sports 😂😂

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

@tree_dylan Did you just call me a jive turkey?

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

I do not condone working out with sunburn

[ISC Purdue 🚂💨💨💨 @ISC_PU]

Purdue TE Brycen Hopkins has been selected with the 136th pick by the Los Angeles Rams!

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

An older cashier was handing me back change and dropped afew pennies.. she smoothly said "I dont know what's up with these gloves. Slippery when dry" and winks at me...
Idk if I feel violated or turned on.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Who needs million dollar athletes when you have rednecks. Merica.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Giving a speech at your frat brother’s funeral

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

Verified
I’m not crying, you’re crying.

The Season That Wasn’t: Streaming tonight @ 7:30 ET. Pre-Show @ 7ET.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Classic playing fetch by yourself

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

It literally makes me mad to think that I'm stuck at work and the fish are out chompin their heads off..like how are you gunna bite with out me ya know what I mean?

[Tarzan Thurman @J_Job132]

Whenever you drive your vehicle around like you constantly have a boat trailer attached, that when you know...

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

That's cold.