Jill Kaczmarek

[mk @mkncheese]

Tom Brady retiring for the second time after a losing season, fresh divorce and deadbeat dad allegations

[TickPick @TickPick]

🚨 The Eras Tour Giveaway 🚨

We are hooking up one random person with a pair of tickets to see Taylor Swift at a concert of choice!

To enter:

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The winner will be selected on 11/21

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

@AmericanAir I’ve messaged you- please help!!

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

When my @AmericanAir flight gets cancelled 7 hours before take-off, lol🙂

[CSPAN @cspan]

Senator Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT): "The 14 kids dead in an elementary school in Texas right now. What are we doing? What are we doing? Just days after a shooter walked into a grocery store to gun down African American patrons we have another Sandy Hook on our hands."

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

Do you have a cheese drawer in your fridge?

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

@verizonfios what do I have to do to get your internet in my part of NYC? @GetSpectrum sucks.

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

What’s the correct utensil to eat Kraft Mac and Cheese with?

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

Hear me out- we should be able to save our liked TikTok’s in different folders so it’s easier to find stuff
@tiktok_us you should get on that

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

Thank you @quinnxcii for spending 905 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/rVN3QA0ZMY

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

My 6:45AM flight is now delayed until 11:30AM @Delta I missed out on so many extra hours of sleep, thanks a lot🙂

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

So fetch! #HereWeGo

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

@McCluskey55 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️milk is the only valid liquid for dunking

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

How do you eat your Oreos?

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

https://t.co/4SWQLBaBko

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

Hi-I’m running the Chicago Marathon in Oct for Team Run to Defeat ALS! I’m $716 away from my new goal of raising $2,620 because 26.2🏃🏻‍♀️. Any and all donations tremendously help so feel free to Venmo me or click the link!

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

@Starbucks where’s the rest of my drink?☹️ This venti is looking more like a grande

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

What do I remember from college? Not much.
What lyrics do I remember from Taylor Swift’s Fearless album? Every single one.

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

Update- I didn’t look so it was all good

[Jill Kaczmarek @J_Kazzz]

I get my first Pfizer shot at 8:30 tonight and my hands are already SWEATING cause I hate shots and I’m so nervous omg