Joseph Simpkins

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@daveatherton @SadiqKhan Get them straight in the bin

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@CollinRugg Put him straight in the bin

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@MartinDaubney Shock

All fighting age males.
Literally want chucking straight back in the drink.

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@PolitlcsUK Bunch of fucking virgins

Put them all in the bin 🗑️

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@British_Airways @British_Airways I’ve tried this and it’s automated.

Is this a joke ?

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@British_Airways absolute disgrace ..

Stranded in Johannesburg with no support or staff insight

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@UberFacts Cunts

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@BorisJohnson will all the Afghan immigrants be double jabbed ?

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@BorisJohnson come on Boris you’re having a laugh now surely.

I think you’d be better off listening to Leo than the top tier tits you currently are.

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@DarrenPlymouth What a load of nonces ... That horrid looking blue haired thing needs it’s had cracking open with an axe. Grow up and go back to work you lizards

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@DaveSol6 @GMB @piersmorgan What a chap 👏🏼👏🏼 top 🐧

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@benjaminbutter @GMB @piersmorgan You absolute lizard, what a waste of a half decent pair of glasses.

Get in the bin 🗑

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@Ph0enixnights @Mtaylor673

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@BorisJohnson proving once again he’s an absolute national hero 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
#LetterBox

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@JoshKayes @Rachaelxma @itvnews @theresa_may Savage mate ...

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@AtkinMax Similar situation to your poached eggs ???

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@TimJH_ @AtkinMax They looked terrible as well mate ..

The whites were all still runny #SpermEggs

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@ShaneMalpass Yes managed to get the stuff back, was stashed behind a neighbours wall .. They got his jacket so should be able to get DNA and I’ve seen his face 👍🏻

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@Tazminlees @acrawshaw_ @ElliottHomer1 😂😂😂 Brilliant news 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@AliceLang1 Yes Mum repping 👏🏻👏🏻, I think they might when they realises that there’s such a massive demand, be stupid not to.. sold out in minuets