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I'm just a small town guy... married to an amazing wife and dad to 3 little weirdos. Lover of all things zoom zoom and pew pew.

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@DaithiDeNogla Brine is an appropriate “name” for him since the mf be salty all the time. 😂

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@Avabelly__ I know this is satire, but it’s scary to think there are people out there actually like this.

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@mattcallis90940 @NotTheExpertYT Matt woke up today and absolutely chose violence. Lol

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@Terroriser As someone who doesn’t know 5 players from the US men’s national team, I concur with @Terroriser 😂

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The Rangers broadcast giving @JomboyMedia a shoutout the other day. 😂

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@NobodymrRobert The next guys problem. Lol

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@BhattiLaib9960 If you wanted the concrete to match, you should have told him to not do it and hire concrete professionals. Plumbers are not concrete pros..

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@I_AM_WILDCAT Bold of you to assume he has ever even worked on a resume. Lol.

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@HustleBitch_ These aren’t kindergartners.. If my kid went on a field trip with her fellow feral kittens in her class, I’d be ok with this, the loops don’t look tight and they don’t look to be in distress. My kids school would probably have a 1:1 parent kid ratio though on field trips.

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@GSO_Police Weren’t people renting U-Haul vans or trucks with the 6.2l engines and swapping them in to cars to make street racing setups??

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@CiBabs @SiriusXMOctane I was supposed to go see Puddle of Mudd and a couple other bands in Lubbock around this time last year. Venue was deemed “unsafe” or whatever so the event was cancelled. Still waiting on my money back from a company called #SeeTickets 😒

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@MLFootball @VikesCentral @vikesinsider @DustBaker @JJVikings @VikingsDaily My guy watched Moneyball too many times.

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Please, PLEASE @BigJigglyPanda play this game on your channel. https://t.co/H0L63nfeD6

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@mlb9i Clayton Kershaw / SpecialAnimal

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@mlb9i C / SpecialAnimal

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@mlb9i I’d take Judge/Tatis/Betts/SpecialAnimal

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@mlb9i D / SpecialAnimal

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@mlb9i Aaron Nola / SpecialAnimal

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@Terroriser I look forward to your TikTok stool hack.

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@Dutch_Oven45 I keep expecting a “jk” tweet to pop out somewhere. I legit also had to check the date to make sure it wasn’t 4/1/25. 😭