✨ Jordan✨

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Joe Espada said Jason Heyward is taking a physical today.

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Who the fuck in their right mind wakes up and starts drinking at 7 am? Me and Lo apparently…

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

I want to buy a house so bad!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

If you saw me trip and fall in the street last night while I was drunk…no you didn’t!!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

I really don’t get paid enough to sit on the phone and be screamed at for 30 minutes by some old lady that doesn’t even know how to enter in her own information in correctly and trying to blame it on me!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Discovered over the weekend that I actually am not 5’3.5”. Apparently I am actually 5’2” and it is actually blowing my mind still. How have I gotten shorter? Someone explain

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Did I just finish reading a book at 2am…. Yes I did. Am I going to start another book immediately after I post this…… yes I am!

[Cher @cher]

If Every time Men Had Sex,
They Risked Death, Physical Disability,A Life Altering Interruption In Their Education,Or Career, & The Sudden Life Long
Responsibility For Another
Human Being,I Think
They’d Expect A Choice
In The Matter

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

At work reminiscing about the guy I made out with at the bar last night lol

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Happy birthday to the hottest bitch that I know!!!!! You have been my bestfriend for over 8 years and I love you so much!! I know this year is gonna be the best for you! Love you to the end of the earth!!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

The amount of times that we made the DJ on our cruise play Grillz just so we could hear Paul wall is actually hilarious and needed to be done!!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Just got back from vacation…. Very sad don’t want to go home!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

@lovesdaredevil The second we are back on land I’m driving us to get one!!!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Did I just force my whole family to rewatch Harry Styles set from Coachella in the living room at full blast! Yes I did!!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Tell me why this girl quit her job last night, then came into the office today and brought her husband with her to yell at me and try to make her eligible for rehire. Like no ma’am you’re the one that quit!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

My sister switched our lunches today and I just had 2 bites of a beef patty instead of my turkey patty. I now feel like I might vomit everywhere!

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

I went from loving my job and everyone I work with. To being super stressed and crying and wanting to quit almost everyday. Hahaha love that for me

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

@vPrincessNade you did this to me you bitch! I let you look at one thing and next thing you know my Twitter layout is all kinds of fucked up

[✨ Jordan✨ @J_Mo71]

Does anyone else’s Twitter look weird or is it just mine. I don’t like it