J_Motorcast_

“If you're nothing without the suit you shouldn't have it”
Robert Downey Jr in Tony Stark role as Iron Man
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[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

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It annoys me every time
i have to tell Americans
how to drift in Sega racing games.

Yes that's Sonic games too
including
-Sonic Drift,
-Sonic Adventure,
-Sonic Riders
AND
-Sonic R.

Before you idiots try to correct me,
they do indeed have a drift mechanic.
READ PART 2, morons.

[fоx @f0xlett]

sleepy sprigatito

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

Quite a few of us got burned.
Burns are mostly superficial anyway.

It's the lung problems
that you gotta worry about.

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

Can I propose this image instead?

"The light spoke and it told me
just how much fun
people were having there.

The shadow said nothing in words
but somehow I knew their thoughts.
Their expression said it all.

Don't do that to yourself.
Don't let them hurt you again."

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

ask @J_Motorcast_

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

now wait a minute.
@J_Motorcast_

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Well i guess they're transfem
https://t.co/uKVo0gMCAB
https://t.co/9C5aY92dCI

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

#truestory

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Denzel says
Gnatusuchus is a good match
for its body plan.
(https://t.co/UbJyumU1VU)
though he thinks
that on close examination
it's just a weirdly mutated
dwarf caiman.
(https://t.co/e8XnKzsE50)

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Denzel says he has a weird mutant crocodile
that he acquired from an exotic pet owner
who found them at a construction site
in the Amazon rain forest.

He says it sounds like this.
https://t.co/ho7WmLRc5Z

and looks like this.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

No,
Alexandra is not a weird mutant crocodile,
you silly old bean.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Denzel says he has a weird mutant crocodile
that he acquired from an exotic pet owner
who found them at a construction site
in the Amazon rain forest.

He says it sounds like this.
https://t.co/ho7WmLRc5Z

and looks like this.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

For those people
who want to believe
that we coexisted with dinosaurs,
Langstonia
did exist at the same time as
Dryopithecines,
who were technically early humans,
HOWEVER
Langstonia is technically NOT a dinosaur.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Denzel says he has a weird mutant crocodile
that he acquired from an exotic pet owner
who found them at a construction site
in the Amazon rain forest.

He says it sounds like this.
https://t.co/ho7WmLRc5Z

and looks like this.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Denzel says he has a weird mutant crocodile
that he acquired from an exotic pet owner
who found them at a construction site
in the Amazon rain forest.

He says it sounds like this.
https://t.co/ho7WmLRc5Z

and looks like this.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

I had an opportunity and I took it.
I'm sorry.
#Sudan #Djibouti #news #conflict #crisis #meme

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

All I can say is...
If you live in St. Petersburg,
you better stop doing that
before someone-else makes you.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

I suspect it's some sort of
nuclear flare launcher
that would cause a field of
magneto-microstatic energy
to white-out the missile's
laser targeting system.

It could also short the missile
causing its secondary fire
to activate before the first
detonating it mid-air.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

since bees kill hornets
and the Russian 9M-133 missile launcher
goes by the nickname hornet (in Russian)
from the name alone
my guess is that it's a counter-measure
for stopping this particular device.

https://t.co/RXleaIMXSY

That would definitely make Russia worry.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

since bees kill hornets
and the Russian 9M-133 missile launcher
goes by the nickname hornet (in Russian)
from the name alone
my guess is that it's a counter-measure
for stopping this particular device.

https://t.co/RXleaIMXSY

That would definitely make Russia worry.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

"New" Ukrainian forces
known as what translates to
"Custard Jackets"
previously in reserve
with some protecting Kiev before
now being utilised
in the Dumbass region
to counter Russian drones
and other flying ordinance.

NATO codename:
"Killer Bees" followed by numbers.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

posting it before you guys do.
https://t.co/s0KyqhOVdH

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

"New" Ukrainian forces
known as what translates to
"Custard Jackets"
previously in reserve
with some protecting Kiev before
now being utilised
in the Dumbass region
to counter Russian drones
and other flying ordinance.

NATO codename:
"Killer Bees" followed by numbers.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

"New" Ukrainian forces
known as what translates to
"Custard Jackets"
previously in reserve
with some protecting Kiev before
now being utilised
in the Dumbass region
to counter Russian drones
and other flying ordinance.

NATO codename:
"Killer Bees" followed by numbers.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Just gonna point out
before anyone goes looking for them
they are microscopic.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

GUYS
GUYS

tree-dwelling jellyfish

ARE
A
THING

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

GUYS
GUYS

tree-dwelling jellyfish

ARE
A
THING